MCFC BOB
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People who say 'big ask'.
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things that wind you up (non football)
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BlueMooney
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In no particular order...
Unfairness. Inequality. Middlesbrough. Alex Ferguson. Laziness. PC crashes. Faulty DVDs. Txt spk. Allergies. Slow people at check-outs. Greed. Prawn cocktail crisps. Hard popcorn. Paper cuts. People who always take the shot on. Jurassic Park III. Drawing pins. Discrimination. Athlete's foot. Hidden caller IDs. Wasps. Late night phone in quizzes. Unrecognised USB ports. Smugness. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Rugby. That bit on my neck I can never see when shaving. Shaving. Contact lenses. Snow. Live roulette on TV. Vomiting. Morrissey. Ignorance. Intolerance. Scissors that stick together because they've been used to cut cellotape. Celebrity Juice. No internet connection. Dancing On Ice. PS3 updates. People who say "ie." when they mean "eg.". Own goals. Manchester United. Harry Potter. Beards. Sudoku. Horrorscopes. Nonsensical song lyrics. The physics on PES 2008. Seaweed. Sand. Hailstone. Brightly coloured drinks. Glee. Orange T-shirts. Football Manager 2011. The addictiveness of Peggle and Peggle Nights. Losing my keys. iPhone battery life. Sunburn. People with hairy backs. People with hairy chests. Injustice. Modern art. Dad's Army. Intel. Not having spare AA batteries. Poor quality audio recordings. Not getting a round number when filling my petrol tank. The moon. People who don't write on CDs that have been used and aren't blank. Nick Griffin. Polystyrene. Poetry that doesn't rhyme. Seagulls. Jeremy Clarkson. Billboards. Funny smelling soap. Washing up. Mouth ulcers. Halifax adverts.
Unfairness. Inequality. Middlesbrough. Alex Ferguson. Laziness. PC crashes. Faulty DVDs. Txt spk. Allergies. Slow people at check-outs. Greed. Prawn cocktail crisps. Hard popcorn. Paper cuts. People who always take the shot on. Jurassic Park III. Drawing pins. Discrimination. Athlete's foot. Hidden caller IDs. Wasps. Late night phone in quizzes. Unrecognised USB ports. Smugness. Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Rugby. That bit on my neck I can never see when shaving. Shaving. Contact lenses. Snow. Live roulette on TV. Vomiting. Morrissey. Ignorance. Intolerance. Scissors that stick together because they've been used to cut cellotape. Celebrity Juice. No internet connection. Dancing On Ice. PS3 updates. People who say "ie." when they mean "eg.". Own goals. Manchester United. Harry Potter. Beards. Sudoku. Horrorscopes. Nonsensical song lyrics. The physics on PES 2008. Seaweed. Sand. Hailstone. Brightly coloured drinks. Glee. Orange T-shirts. Football Manager 2011. The addictiveness of Peggle and Peggle Nights. Losing my keys. iPhone battery life. Sunburn. People with hairy backs. People with hairy chests. Injustice. Modern art. Dad's Army. Intel. Not having spare AA batteries. Poor quality audio recordings. Not getting a round number when filling my petrol tank. The moon. People who don't write on CDs that have been used and aren't blank. Nick Griffin. Polystyrene. Poetry that doesn't rhyme. Seagulls. Jeremy Clarkson. Billboards. Funny smelling soap. Washing up. Mouth ulcers. Halifax adverts.
u2fme2
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as of now. wife in bed snoring while i am on bluemoon,
(computer in bedroom)
(computer in bedroom)
dzeko's gecko
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Fat people who try to get away with it by being funny - you're not funny, your fat now FUCK OFF. That is all
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clingy girls
people who text back 'k' ..delete.
times like this when i cant sleep
girls who make out their up for anything then get all shy when you take them home
mornings
the cold
loui spence
jealous ex's
gardeners who start at like 8am on saturday..
people who dont clean their ears
girls who wear too much fake tan
clingy girls
people who text back 'k' ..delete.
times like this when i cant sleep
girls who make out their up for anything then get all shy when you take them home
mornings
the cold
loui spence
jealous ex's
gardeners who start at like 8am on saturday..
people who dont clean their ears
girls who wear too much fake tan
People who misuse the word 'ignorant'.
People who are racist for the sake of being racist.
People who broadcast their music taste (regardless of whether it's good or not).
People who go out of their way to unnaturally be an 'individual'.
Jeans with elastic at the bottom.
Jeans with a crotch that goes down to the fucking knees.
The half of my college who wear chinos...
People who are racist for the sake of being racist.
People who broadcast their music taste (regardless of whether it's good or not).
People who go out of their way to unnaturally be an 'individual'.
Jeans with elastic at the bottom.
Jeans with a crotch that goes down to the fucking knees.
The half of my college who wear chinos...
persvenality cult
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-dabz- said:After reading through this thread Im really surprised no one has mentioned FUCKING MOBILE FUCKING PHONES.
Never had one, never will. People seem to be oblivious to how they have turned people in to ignorant bastards. Im sick to death of people, who, when their phone rings, I suddenly become invisible while they chat pointless shit with somebody, or staring at the fucking thing tippy tapping away while you're talking to them.
On buses, you see people get on and the first thing they do is get their fucking phones out and sit staring at them for the whole journey. WHY??? Couldn't they have done that while waiting for the bus? Then you get to listen to their whole pointless conversations because they think they are in some sort of sound proof bubble. Nearly every conversation seems to start with-"Yeah, Im on the bus, I should be there in about ten minutes......what you up to?"- fucking pointless drivel.
Then there is the type who pull their phones out and look at it without doing anything with it???? WTF is that all about??? It seems they are either A, doing it just so they dont feel left out, or B, they've got the latest model and they want the whole bus to know it, then again, these type are usually the ones who seem to hold the damned thing higher up than normal so everyone can see it.
Then there is the twats who get on the bus with somebody and proceed to spend the entire journey chatting bollox to some khunt while the person they are sat with gets completely ignored.
Next time one of you are on a bus for a long journey, entertain yourselves by watching out for this shit. Its fucking pathetic.
Then there is the people who tell me that I really should get one offering the total bollox argument -"What if something happenes to one of your family and they need to contact you?" Answer, then they will ring whoever Im with because every fucker else has got one. Apart from that, its still no reason to own one just in case "something happens". I can think of only one occasion in the last year when one would have been handy and that was just to get a lift home, no big deal. People have got it into their heads that they can't live their lives without them and I think that's bollox.
I wont bother putting a tin hat on because I know Im right.
PS. I understand that some people need them for work and thats fair enough.
I've no problem with mobiles per se, but this drives me nuts too.
If they are having a real conversation it's somehow easy to tune them out. I reckon the needy jabbering blah blah merchants talk louder because they want you to know they have a friend. Maybe they feel uncomfortable sat with strangers who aren't particularly interested in them, who may be comfortable with silence and use the time to read, think or just rest. Maybe they sense this and, being vapid narcissistic idiots, have nothing else to think about, apart from themselves, how unused to ANY isolation they are, so they fight back, and subject us to one half of a private joke in order to make us feel as 'on the outside' as they do, fragments of banter advertising their 'character' to everyone within earshot. The whole point is that they make themselves heard to us, because if we don't know they are there then they will cease to exist. They know nothing about the world outside of them, so they have to continually advertise their existence, or the universe will forget to carry them forward in time
It's the same neediness that drives the people who talk whilst they are driving. You can see their eyes light up, see them thinking, I have to take this call; my trivial interactions are important and what's more, everything in my life is time critical. No, you would notice no difference if we took away your phones, apart from you would feel a slight sense of the scale of the world and, your place in it.
I should probably get help.
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You're gay, fair enough, i've got no problems with that.
But why change your voice, or your walk because of it?
It pisses me off so much!
I'm not homophobic but if you're gay, why feel the need to let every body else know?!
What a ****.lee-mcfc said:clingy girls
people who text back 'k' ..delete.
times like this when i cant sleep
girls who make out their up for anything then get all shy when you take them home
mornings
the cold
loui spence
jealous ex's
gardeners who start at like 8am on saturday..
people who dont clean their ears
girls who wear too much fake tan
You're gay, fair enough, i've got no problems with that.
But why change your voice, or your walk because of it?
It pisses me off so much!
I'm not homophobic but if you're gay, why feel the need to let every body else know?!
1. middle lane drivers has to be tops
2. drivers who sit in the outside lane of a road because they are turning right in about 3 miles
3. drivers who wait until the traffic lights have changed to green and then put their right indicator on
4. drivers who bomb up behind you in the outside lane when you are driving at a decent speed, or overtaking or simply in congested traffic and you have a right to be there but they think by bombing up behind you they can push you out of the way.
5. drivers who are so dopey that when you flash them to go (up to 3 times) they still stay there and look at you as if you have two heads
6. and even worse the ones who at the last minute when you have given up on them going, suddenly realise and decide to pull out in front of you
7. rude people who don't say please or thank you
8. people who say "ok" as if it is the new "thank you"
9. people who walk through doors when you hold them open and don't take the door off you and think you are doing it for the good of your health
10. smokers who stand just inside or just outside doorways so you have to walk through a cloud of smoke
11. people who stop at the top or bottom of an escalator to discuss or decide which way to go while people are coming off the escalator behind them
12. teenagers who wear their jeans and belts below the level of their arses
13. Idiots who throw beer or even piss at gigs and think it's funny (especially the tosser who did it last Friday when it landed on me and my son).
........ probably loads more but that will do for now.
2. drivers who sit in the outside lane of a road because they are turning right in about 3 miles
3. drivers who wait until the traffic lights have changed to green and then put their right indicator on
4. drivers who bomb up behind you in the outside lane when you are driving at a decent speed, or overtaking or simply in congested traffic and you have a right to be there but they think by bombing up behind you they can push you out of the way.
5. drivers who are so dopey that when you flash them to go (up to 3 times) they still stay there and look at you as if you have two heads
6. and even worse the ones who at the last minute when you have given up on them going, suddenly realise and decide to pull out in front of you
7. rude people who don't say please or thank you
8. people who say "ok" as if it is the new "thank you"
9. people who walk through doors when you hold them open and don't take the door off you and think you are doing it for the good of your health
10. smokers who stand just inside or just outside doorways so you have to walk through a cloud of smoke
11. people who stop at the top or bottom of an escalator to discuss or decide which way to go while people are coming off the escalator behind them
12. teenagers who wear their jeans and belts below the level of their arses
13. Idiots who throw beer or even piss at gigs and think it's funny (especially the tosser who did it last Friday when it landed on me and my son).
........ probably loads more but that will do for now.