things that wind you up (non football)

[Always Ali]

people on aircraft who turn their mobiles on before we have landed.

the same people are the ones who have 5 bits of handluggage and squash my stuff and jacket etc trying to shoehorn that last bag in

airport security staff not even looking properly at the scanners

people who are rude to shop/restaurant workers

other peoples kids making a nuisance of themselves in restaurants

other peoples kids looking over the back of their seat at me on a plane and just staring

Love the in flight/airport ones.To that list you can add the following.

The Knobs who,armed with a baggage trolley, just have to position themselves two fuckin inches from the carousel!

The Knobs who undo their seatbelts and start getting luggage down before the plane has come to standstill! Why you Dicks?

The knobs who still clap when a plane lands! WTF is that all about? Do you also clap when your Taxi stops outside your house!!

 

[alblue]

[People who try to tell me how to do my job when they haven't got a clue...

Yeah thats right, your postman "legs it off"... cos he really wants to spend the rest of his saturday morning carrying round the latest piece of worthless tat that you've ordered off the internet rather than delivering it and getting the weight off his back, maybe you should try to get your lardy arse out of bed and down your Edwardian stairs a bit quicker?

By the way I agree with all your other points!

Shouldnt you be nicking peoples birthday cards ;)

Birthday cards are old school... bank details and debit cards are where the real money is!! (By the way thats a JOKE if any Royal Mail Stasi are reading)[/quote]


Am a former postie aswell one of ours got done from ordering sky cards!

 

[-dabz-]

After reading through this thread Im really surprised no one has mentioned FUCKING MOBILE FUCKING PHONES.
Never had one, never will. People seem to be oblivious to how they have turned people in to ignorant bastards. Im sick to death of people, who, when their phone rings, I suddenly become invisible while they chat pointless shit with somebody, or staring at the fucking thing tippy tapping away while you're talking to them.
On buses, you see people get on and the first thing they do is get their fucking phones out and sit staring at them for the whole journey. WHY??? Couldn't they have done that while waiting for the bus? Then you get to listen to their whole pointless conversations because they think they are in some sort of sound proof bubble. Nearly every conversation seems to start with-"Yeah, Im on the bus, I should be there in about ten minutes......what you up to?"- fucking pointless drivel.
Then there is the type who pull their phones out and look at it without doing anything with it???? WTF is that all about??? It seems they are either A, doing it just so they dont feel left out, or B, they've got the latest model and they want the whole bus to know it, then again, these type are usually the ones who seem to hold the damned thing higher up than normal so everyone can see it.
Then there is the twats who get on the bus with somebody and proceed to spend the entire journey chatting bollox to some khunt while the person they are sat with gets completely ignored.

Next time one of you are on a bus for a long journey, entertain yourselves by watching out for this shit. Its fucking pathetic.

Then there is the people who tell me that I really should get one offering the total bollox argument -"What if something happenes to one of your family and they need to contact you?" Answer, then they will ring whoever Im with because every fucker else has got one. Apart from that, its still no reason to own one just in case "something happens". I can think of only one occasion in the last year when one would have been handy and that was just to get a lift home, no big deal. People have got it into their heads that they can't live their lives without them and I think that's bollox.

I wont bother putting a tin hat on because I know Im right.

PS. I understand that some people need them for work and thats fair enough.

I suppose people would prefer to speak with friends and family on a mobile phone rather than with some random stranger sat next to you on a bus.

You've completely missed my point mate. I am a ramdom stranger and I have to listen to this shit. Its fucking ignorant. I never said that ALL phone conversations are total bollox and pointless, but in my estimation 99% of them are. Its just people are so addicted to the damn things they wont admit it.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

After reading through this thread Im really surprised no one has mentioned FUCKING MOBILE FUCKING PHONES.
Never had one, never will. People seem to be oblivious to how they have turned people in to ignorant bastards. Im sick to death of people, who, when their phone rings, I suddenly become invisible while they chat pointless shit with somebody, or staring at the fucking thing tippy tapping away while you're talking to them.
On buses, you see people get on and the first thing they do is get their fucking phones out and sit staring at them for the whole journey. WHY??? Couldn't they have done that while waiting for the bus? Then you get to listen to their whole pointless conversations because they think they are in some sort of sound proof bubble. Nearly every conversation seems to start with-"Yeah, Im on the bus, I should be there in about ten minutes......what you up to?"- fucking pointless drivel.
Then there is the type who pull their phones out and look at it without doing anything with it???? WTF is that all about??? It seems they are either A, doing it just so they dont feel left out, or B, they've got the latest model and they want the whole bus to know it, then again, these type are usually the ones who seem to hold the damned thing higher up than normal so everyone can see it.
Then there is the twats who get on the bus with somebody and proceed to spend the entire journey chatting bollox to some khunt while the person they are sat with gets completely ignored.

Next time one of you are on a bus for a long journey, entertain yourselves by watching out for this shit. Its fucking pathetic.

Then there is the people who tell me that I really should get one offering the total bollox argument -"What if something happenes to one of your family and they need to contact you?" Answer, then they will ring whoever Im with because every fucker else has got one. Apart from that, its still no reason to own one just in case "something happens". I can think of only one occasion in the last year when one would have been handy and that was just to get a lift home, no big deal. People have got it into their heads that they can't live their lives without them and I think that's bollox.

I wont bother putting a tin hat on because I know Im right.

PS. I understand that some people need them for work and thats fair enough.

I suppose people would prefer to speak with friends and family on a mobile phone rather than with some random stranger sat next to you on a bus.

How about not speaking to anyone at all? Have we all turned into women where we constantly have to be pouring out inane drivel just so we don't have to silently contemplate the empty shell that our life has become?

 

[laserblue]

people who claim to have flu when all they've got is a heavy cold. i've worked with people who claim to have had flu 5 or 6 times a year. fuck off. a heavy cold is not flu. if you had flu you'd be too fucking debilitated to moan about it you lead swinging twat!

 

[dennishasdoneit]

staff in chippys who are that busy fucking gabbing, that they wrap your chips up before you can request salt & vinegar. bitches.

Lol!! Your lucky- i walked in my local chippy last night, said hello to the assistant who promptly took a call on his mobile and walked off into the back to answer it-leaving me open mouthed in shock.

shop assistants who play with their phone whilst/instead of serving fook me off.

 

[Ronnie the Rep]

people on aircraft who turn their mobiles on before we have landed.

the same people are the ones who have 5 bits of handluggage and squash my stuff and jacket etc trying to shoehorn that last bag in

airport security staff not even looking properly at the scanners

people who are rude to shop/restaurant workers

other peoples kids making a nuisance of themselves in restaurants

other peoples kids looking over the back of their seat at me on a plane and just staring

Love the in flight/airport ones.To that list you can add the following.

The Knobs who,armed with a baggage trolley, just have to position themselves two fuckin inches from the carousel!

The Knobs who undo their seatbelts and start getting luggage down before the plane has come to standstill! Why you Dicks?

The knobs who still clap when a plane lands! WTF is that all about? Do you also clap when your Taxi stops outside your house!!

good call Bomber, and Ryanair thieving two bob bastards with their surcharges

 

[Fourinarow]

People who cheat on their partner/gf/bf

Blatent liars

People who makes loads of noise while havin a shit while you're sat in the cubicle next to them

Girls who wear far too much makeup

Really camp men

Screaming babies

People who start talking to someone else when on the phone to you

People who stand in queues and then aren't ready when it's their turn

Bad breath

Being refused sex when you're in the mode

Sorry, got no fivers

People who don't flush the toilet

People who don't acknowledge you when you hold a door open for them, or let them pass

Kids kicking the back of your seat

People who say they can't make a cup of tea

People who nick your food

People who nick your beers

People shouting loud in the streets late at night

Car horns

 

[-dabz-]

Lol!! Your lucky- i walked in my local chippy last night, said hello to the assistant who promptly took a call on his mobile and walked off into the back to answer it-leaving me open mouthed in shock.

shop assistants who play with their phone whilst/instead of serving fook me off.[/quote]
My point exactly.

 

[lee-mcfc]

id be lost without my phone..