things that wind you up (non football)

[Wellsblue21]

Self Service Checkouts

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Wet flannel draped on the side of the sink this morning.

Disgraceful mate, kick them out, one of them here has broke the magnetic catch on the cabinet but not owning up.

Must have been the ghost. He's a bugger that ghost, seems to be responsible for everything.

 

[chris_m]

People who have been standing at the bus stop for 10 or 15 minutes and wait until they actually get on the bus to sort out the money to hand the driver, cocks!

THIS!

 

[squirtyflower]

We're on holiday with another couple

The woman has been progressively getting on my tits all week

Every room she goes in she leaves the light on
She never cleans away anything she gets out
Leaves her used tea bag on the side in the kitchen
Continually asks me about what I'm eating
Butts into conversations I'm having with my wife

FUCK OFF

 

[1961_vintage]

People.

 

[Groke]

apostrophe's used wrongly.

fat c*nts parked in disabled spaces at Morrison's loading their cars full of doughnuts & cookies.

Pubs shutting down and Starbucks springing up everywhere - what's f*ckin wrong with this country?

 

[Barcon]

Booking a holiday based around watching City v Arsenal at Eastlands, only to have it postponed because Arsenhole progressed in the chumps league, and so you decide to fly into London instead to watch City v Tottingham, and they loose. Seeing pictures of the pitch being re-laid at Eastlands after flying over to spread your Dads ashes on it. Twats.

 

[laserblue]

Oh and people who abbreviations.

pmsl. vg. gr8. lol. rsvp. ttfn.

ps man c @ coms=uae fc.

 

[stonerblue]

Anyone who has ever smashed a bus shelter window.

Wankers who don't acknowledge you when you've pulled over in your car, to let them through in theirs.

Gobshites who walk across the road really slowly in front of your car.

White lads trying to sound like Dizzy Rascal.

Internet hoolies.

Shop workers that chuck your change and a bag on the counter.

Anyone that's ever bullied their wife or kids.

When Revolution Radio changed.

Any wanker that thinks people from council houses are fair game for abuse.

How shit the pubs and clubs have gone in Manchester.

The price of petrol.

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all of these, especially the rev' one.

 

[Dirty Harry]

Have to agree with 'The Revolution' one too, used to be my station of choice when I was training, proper mint tunes and always a good variety, old, new, unheard of and ones you`d forgotten about, you just never knew except that it would be good, now, well I can`t even begin to describe it in comparison.