Rushton121
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 21 Aug 2008
- Messages
- 3,673
The man on the Gillette pro glide challenge advert
things that wind you up (non football)
- Thread starter salfordpaul
- Start date
Chev Chelios
Well-Known Member
Students!
cockneycarparkm32
Well-Known Member
Those Socialist Workers Party members that hang about outside Unicorn in Chorlton(the shop,not the mythical horned horsey), bunch of self serving twee Twwwwattts!
rickmcfc
Well-Known Member
People who sit in the middle lane of the motorway when there is nothing ahead of them, seriously move over you knobs.
MCFC BOB
Well-Known Member
People who purposely change around people they are attracted to - for example, my friend at college is normally and happy and talkative person. But as soon as this girl he likes walks anywhere near him in lesson, he goes in some kind of fake depression about how 'difficult the work is' because he knows how much of a touchy feely person she is. She often calls me 'sweet heart' even though we barely talk to each other. Me and this girl aren't even friends on Facebook.
When I have no Vaseline.
16 year old girls that still like Justin Bieber.
People that think Justin Bieber is talented because he can play two chords on a guitar all the way through a song (and not change).
People who only like one kind of music.
People who think the only music I listen to is screamo.
People who judge music's quality by its popularity.
People who go everywhere on skateboard. Okay, I get it. You can ride a skateboard.
People who don't give you a proper argument when you're talking about music. They don't even try to convince you of their opinion and always resort to the same one liner that gets thousands of likes on Facebook in the comments feed. For example, I could lecture someone for hours about how screamo takes musicianship, emotion and real talent to create. But at the end of it, the one comment theyalways use, is 'yeah, well you can't even tell what they're saying. It's fucking shite 'cuz nobody's ever heard of them'. It's like the Rags and their 35 years shite.
People who use the word 'gay' as an insult.
People who say 'I'm not reading that essay' when you leave a slightly long comment on Facebook. Fucking ridiculous.
Matt Lucas and David Walliams.
English people who type 'mom.'
Having an empty wallet.
People who don't shut the fuck up about not having their EMA in their bank on a Friday.
People who try to act hard by saying that they "only come to college to get EMA." Oh fuck off. Of course you fucking do. Is that why you always do your homework and behave impeccably in lessons? Fuck off. You really are cunts who try to promote some kind of rock hard facade, when inside, they just come to college because they want to learn and have a better chance at a future.
When I'm late for college.
When I wake up at 7:30am, roll over, sleep, and then roll over agani only to find out that it's 9:30am and I'm late.
People who feel the need to go out of their way to say something about my jeans, or hair, or shoes. Wankers. Don't you have something better to do?
People who take a week off work to recover from a phone call they recieved to tell them that their child had tripped and fallen into some cushions, which caused a small bruise on the knee. Fucking idiots. No doubt they'll be paid for their week off as well.
People who claim compensation from the Local Council for tripping up over a mislodged paving stone. JUST FUCKING LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
Drivers who don't use their indicators.
Having copper coins and not the silver coin that adds up to the same amount.
People who mis-use the word 'ironic' in a sentence.
Generic emo pop.
The Daily Mail. The Sun. The Mirror. The Daily Express. The Star.
Fake tits.
Pink velvet tracksuits. Grey velvet tracksuits.
Grey jogging bottoms.
Liam Gallagher's voice in every song apart from 'Married with Children'.
Having flat Irn-Bru.
The picture of me that's on my college pass.
Cutting myself by accident when I'm shaving.
The **** ICT technicians at my college.
When I accidentally make typographical errors.
The broken string on my guitar!
Forgetting one thing when leaving the house, which means that I need to go all the way back to my house to get this one thing.
Getting comfortable as your bladder decides to tell you to pee.
Pissing in the toilet, finishing, and then needing a shit as you walk away.
People who tell me to take my hat off when I'm indoors. FUCK OFF. It's not doing any harm!
More to come.
When I have no Vaseline.
16 year old girls that still like Justin Bieber.
People that think Justin Bieber is talented because he can play two chords on a guitar all the way through a song (and not change).
People who only like one kind of music.
People who think the only music I listen to is screamo.
People who judge music's quality by its popularity.
People who go everywhere on skateboard. Okay, I get it. You can ride a skateboard.
People who don't give you a proper argument when you're talking about music. They don't even try to convince you of their opinion and always resort to the same one liner that gets thousands of likes on Facebook in the comments feed. For example, I could lecture someone for hours about how screamo takes musicianship, emotion and real talent to create. But at the end of it, the one comment theyalways use, is 'yeah, well you can't even tell what they're saying. It's fucking shite 'cuz nobody's ever heard of them'. It's like the Rags and their 35 years shite.
People who use the word 'gay' as an insult.
People who say 'I'm not reading that essay' when you leave a slightly long comment on Facebook. Fucking ridiculous.
Matt Lucas and David Walliams.
English people who type 'mom.'
Having an empty wallet.
People who don't shut the fuck up about not having their EMA in their bank on a Friday.
People who try to act hard by saying that they "only come to college to get EMA." Oh fuck off. Of course you fucking do. Is that why you always do your homework and behave impeccably in lessons? Fuck off. You really are cunts who try to promote some kind of rock hard facade, when inside, they just come to college because they want to learn and have a better chance at a future.
When I'm late for college.
When I wake up at 7:30am, roll over, sleep, and then roll over agani only to find out that it's 9:30am and I'm late.
People who feel the need to go out of their way to say something about my jeans, or hair, or shoes. Wankers. Don't you have something better to do?
People who take a week off work to recover from a phone call they recieved to tell them that their child had tripped and fallen into some cushions, which caused a small bruise on the knee. Fucking idiots. No doubt they'll be paid for their week off as well.
People who claim compensation from the Local Council for tripping up over a mislodged paving stone. JUST FUCKING LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
Drivers who don't use their indicators.
Having copper coins and not the silver coin that adds up to the same amount.
People who mis-use the word 'ironic' in a sentence.
Generic emo pop.
The Daily Mail. The Sun. The Mirror. The Daily Express. The Star.
Fake tits.
Pink velvet tracksuits. Grey velvet tracksuits.
Grey jogging bottoms.
Liam Gallagher's voice in every song apart from 'Married with Children'.
Having flat Irn-Bru.
The picture of me that's on my college pass.
Cutting myself by accident when I'm shaving.
The **** ICT technicians at my college.
When I accidentally make typographical errors.
The broken string on my guitar!
Forgetting one thing when leaving the house, which means that I need to go all the way back to my house to get this one thing.
Getting comfortable as your bladder decides to tell you to pee.
Pissing in the toilet, finishing, and then needing a shit as you walk away.
People who tell me to take my hat off when I'm indoors. FUCK OFF. It's not doing any harm!
More to come.
rickmcfc
Well-Known Member
MCFC BOB said:
Do you hate life by any chance, there are ways out you know!!!
solley attwell
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 9 Jan 2009
- Messages
- 2,337
Chelthnam festival - I fuckin hate the way people in Ireland go on about it i.e 'The Irish won the big race'. Irish 'what ?', the owner ?, the jockey?,the horse?.If the jockey is Irish and trainer is English is that an Irish winner or if the horse eats oats made in Ireland does that constitute an Irish winner?. And why do commentators say it was a bad day for Irish punters?. If i bet on a horse its because i think he has a good chance of winning not because of where he comes from
Joycee Banercheck
Well-Known Member
Jesus! What are you, 16? There's no hope for any of us. I do agree with most of that though. Especially the indicators. Twats.MCFC BOB said:
rickmcfc
Well-Known Member
Her out of Coronation Street, i cant stand her, her voice, her looks, just everything about her is wrong.
