Things to never do or attempt

[Magicpole]

The fall wouldn’t kill me but those fuckin tights would ... In my defence I picked em for durability, stronger than a spiders web .. Allegedly ..... On second thoughts, fuck it, your right Magic, I’m a wrong un for thinking of it ...!! I deserve to make the jump without any net ..

Lets just put it down to a descent into insanity and move on. :)

 

[Winchester]

Swimming with Piranha Fish!

 

[Magicpole]

Becoming a mime artist or circus clown. Someone will probably kill you.

 

[Hollywood Blue]

Oh yeah

That happened in Simi Valley, the town that I live in.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Lets just put it down to a descent into insanity and move on. :)

Agreed mate, it’s Covids fault I’m a sick, fucked up sassenach who needs his heed seeing too....

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Going on a bucking bronco with your mum, was getting tough to watch!


Still came

Sir Thomas Beecham famously once said:

Try everything once, except folk dancing and incest.

 

[urban genie]

Sir Thomas Beecham famously once said:

That quote is redundant to the people of west yorkshire and cornwall ;-)

 

[urban genie]

Never try jumping off a 20ft + wall onto a pavement.

Did it once pissed as a bet (well 3 did it)

Ended up with a fractured ankle and broken wrist, the other two got off with broken arm and minor bruising,

Oh to be 18 again and leathered on breda and port chasers

 

[inchy14]

Understand women...

 

[Scottyboi]

Never try jumping off a 20ft + wall onto a pavement.

Did it once pissed as a bet (well 3 did it)

Ended up with a fractured ankle and broken wrist, the other two got off with broken arm and minor bruising,

Oh to be 18 again and leathered on breda and port chasers

Lmao who even suggested it?!