Things You Can't Say in the Throes of Passion

[mcmanus]

'any chance of a discount for being quick?'

 

[paphos-mcfc]

You're much better than your sister.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You're much better than your twin sisters.

 

[DelToro]

Did I mention three fingers?

 

[Ducado]

A close friend of mine was just told 'Don't ever call me 'YOU SEXY woman' again'.

Apparently he's running out of ideas and 'my beautiful delicate tulip princess' didn't fucking cut it last time.

Answers on a postcard.

To be fair it does sound a bit demeaning , like you have been watching to much porn and you are treating her like an animal, next time can you ask before you start, as I am not sure we can help you,she won't forget, although it will be a good lesson to the young bucks on here for when they finally get a shag

 

[jimharri]

''Eeewww; clinkers''!

 

[Len Rum]

From the woman:
"Have you finished yet"?

 

[waterloo blue]

You don't sweat much for a fat lass,do you?.

 

[DelToro]

From the woman:
"Have you started yet"?

Corrected.

 

[johnny on the spot]

To be fair it does sound a bit demeaning , like you have been watching to much porn and you are treating her like an animal, next time can you ask before you start, as I am not sure we can help you,she won't forget, although it will be a good lesson to the young bucks on here for when they finally get a shag

The voice of reason. You young boys listen to Ducado and learn some respect for our gorgeous ladies.

I (not my mate) used to have relations with a woman who'd always say 'Tell me what you're thinking about' halfway through. If I told her the truth she'd probably have had me arrested.