Things You Can't Say in the Throes of Passion

[BlueBearBoots]

Ceiling needs painting again :/

 

[DelToro]

Ceiling needs painting again :/

All depends on your perspective I suppose.

 

[jimharri]

''Wrong hole''.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Her. " It's ok, I've had the coil fitted"

Him. " The size of that you could have had carpets fitted"

 

[BWTAC]

I've just arrived.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

It's alright luv, just carry on without me for a minute

 

[BimboBob]

I think I've just shit myself. Clean it up for me...with your tongue.

 

[Ducado]

Ceiling needs painting again :/

Now that would kill the moment most men have very fragile egos when it comes to sex and most women know how to shatter it

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

"That reminds me it's bin men day tomorrow"

 

[bluemc1]

ive got A.I.D.S