The **** who thought it would be a laugh giving kids semolina and prunes at dinner school and claiming it was a pudding.
People who get over emotional when some **** they never met dies and goes to their funeral all teary.
Everybody in Airdrie
Women who think they can cook better than me, sexist bastards.
Cockneys talking on their mobiles on public transport.
Stag Party wankers who think being a stag party wanker allows them to be an even bigger wanker than they usually are in their day to day look at me I'm a wanker with his nob out wanker. Wankers
People who live here but still complain about the weather to you as if it's fucking news. They do my tits in.
The prices they cunts at odeon cinema sweet shop charge for a bag of shite sweets. I'll swing for them one of these days.
That **** from Bake off and the fat smarmy shite he spouts about dough and how to get a good bake as if anybody gives a fuck.
Everybody whose ever owned a red Raleigh chopper as I always wanted one but my dad was never out of prison and had issues with affection especially in relation to showing any.
People who moan when you fart in lifts.
Everybody who lives inChichester
Chatty Christians.
And top of the heap people who talk about characters off soaps as if they are real people and get upset when I glass them.
Did I mention semolina and prunes.
