Things you refuse to call by their new name

[Barcon]

drone shall return in September. He’s not been feeling himself lately

I bet the complete opposite is true.

 

[Barcon]

It's hello, hi or how are you. IT IS NOT HEY.

Wait until you get, "Yo".

 

[dronefromsector7G]

So he's no longer a wanker ?

drone says fuck you

 

[Bill Walker]

drone says fuck you

So you & drone are on this sex tour together ?

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I was in a pub that appeared to be popular with students from the nearby college and they were ordering drinks with “Can I get…?”

 

[Nellies left peg]

drone shall return in September. He’s not been feeling himself lately

That makes a change, he must be really under the weather

 

[East Level 2]

Was at a social gathering a few months back and someone said they had 5 children here on earth.....
Straight away I said "how many do you have on other planets?"
And the reply was "we have 2 in heaven who are no longer with us" and I dug a hole and climbed in ha ha

You could have dug a bit deeper with "How do you know they're in heaven and not the other place?"

 

[paulchapo]

If British people use the Americanism, bathroom, when they they actually mean toilet, I feel murderous!

I need to get out more.

Ha ha this reminded me of a funny story when I was on shore leave in Tampa Florida. Wandering around a large store I needed to go to the toilet. Every employee I asked where it was looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language. Frowned faces and repeating back to me, "Toilet?? Toilet??" Finally in exasperation I had to mimic the act of having a pee. The penny finally dropped as they said, "Ahh you mean the bathroom!!" No I meant the fucking toilet lol. They also use the term restroom too.

 

[Scottyboi]

I ain't calling a nonce a minor attracted person. Still just a russian in my eyes.

 

[Pell]

Birthing persons.

 

[Koniec]

Rangers.

 

[laserblue]

It's fuckin' chips

Of course it is. You'll never get me asking for fucking fries. Or even ordinary fries come to that.

 

[laserblue]

Ha ha this reminded me of a funny story when I was on shore leave in Tampa Florida. Wandering around a large store I needed to go to the toilet. Every employee I asked where it was looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language. Frowned faces and repeating back to me, "Toilet?? Toilet??" Finally in exasperation I had to mimic the act of having a pee. The penny finally dropped as they said, "Ahh you mean the bathroom!!" No I meant the fucking toilet lol. They also use the term restroom too.

They'd have been even more perplexed if you'd scuttled in and said you needed a bath or a rest.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Red Star Belgrade.

 

[idahoblues]

Ha ha this reminded me of a funny story when I was on shore leave in Tampa Florida. Wandering around a large store I needed to go to the toilet. Every employee I asked where it was looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language. Frowned faces and repeating back to me, "Toilet?? Toilet??" Finally in exasperation I had to mimic the act of having a pee. The penny finally dropped as they said, "Ahh you mean the bathroom!!" No I meant the fucking toilet lol. They also use the term restroom too.

One uses the toilet whilst in the bathroom, you may also wash your hands in the sink that's in the bathroom
Silly Englanders

 

[southamptonblue]

One uses the toilet whilst in the bathroom, you may also wash your hands in the sink that's in the bathroom
Silly Englanders

So North Americans may direct you to the kitchen (or any other daft name they use) as there's a sink in it, thinking that's what you need....hopefully he'd have pissed in the sink if that was the case? Maybe it was lucky he used the Queens (or King's now?) English, and got to the point ;)

 

[paulchapo]

One uses the toilet whilst in the bathroom, you may also wash your hands in the sink that's in the bathroom
Silly Englanders

Ha! We only used the term bathroom if we were going for a bath or a shower. That's because for lots of houses here the bathroom used to be separate from the toilet. Growing up in Hulme of course we had no bathroom it was a tin bath in front of the fire. The toilet was outside in the backyard.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

When did Warner Brothers become Warner Bros? And when did the Super Mario Brothers become The Mario Bros?
I will stick to calling them Brothers as Bros really winds me up.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

The Dixie Chicks

 

[Barcon]

The Dixie Chicks

What are they called now? Chicks with Dicks?