Things you refuse to call by their new name

Why do you have to be so awkward and obstinate, the marketing guys spent forever and came up with a sexy, mysterious and exotic name and can you use it?
No of course not, let's just all be Victor Meldrew eh..
I ordered an Americano in Italy, thinking it would be a coffee with a bit of milk/cream and one sugar.
The miserable **** was beside himself when I asked for some milk.
 
“Ringway“ all though a bit slow (in my head it’s still “Ringway”) Manchester
“Strarngeways” That one will alway’s be Strangeways

The old country boundary changes post codes . EG St Helens Lancs, it’s not Merseyside
Droylsden is no where near Tameside it’s Manchester.
I’m not a total weapon because we will put the Postcode on the bottom of the Xmas cards.
The old telephone numbers and all the new Cities just why keep changing everything??
I like the dark ages
 
I ordered an Americano in Italy, thinking it would be a coffee with a bit of milk/cream and one sugar.
The miserable **** was beside himself when I asked for some milk.

Not surprised considering you specifically asked for a black coffee! Latte is what you meant to order.
 

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