Things you refuse to call by their new name

[Kinkybyname]

What?! Its not called Uncle Bens anymore?!

nope

 

[MillisleBlue]

5p = a shilling,

10p = 2 bob,

Social Security will always be “The Nash”,

JBOs are dole offices.

 

[mexico1970]

What?! Its not called Uncle Bens anymore?!

I heard he transitioned and they are now going to call it Aunt Jen's.

 

[Blue Lorry]

Burma and bounty!
We’re not stupid - we know the difference between kitchen roll and a chocolate bar.

 

[PPT]

Yep - Uncle Bens Rice.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Maxwell house??

I used to work there

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Records being "dropped" rather than released.

 

[roman totale]

Bombay
Alliance Premier League
Ancoats

 

[MouldensChippy]

Still Bingo....

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Shea Stadium.

Constantinople (didn't go well with the song, though.)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The artist formerly known as symbol.

 

[RiversideBlue]

The EPL. Oh do fuck off, it's the Premier league.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

The Rag's.

Starters. Why do restaurants insist on using the word 'entrees'? Pretentious bastards.

Living room not 'lounge'
Spare room not 'guest bedroom'

The Parlour is a front room without a TV that you keep for specialoccasions, i.e. Christmas dinner, or just in case royalty comes round, or for laying out the body when you've had a bereavement. It's not a 'snug' or 'lounge'.

And while we're at it - Breakfast, Dinner and Tea.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

The artist formerly known as symbol.

The poster formally known as …. ?

 

[Iamthemusicman]

Batters.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Waste management and disposal technicians.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The EPL. Oh do fuck off, it's the Premier league.

The first division Shirley??

 

[Semper aggressus]

Twitter.
Snowdon.
Burma.
Ayers Rock.

 

[laserblue]

Wireless. None of this radio malarkey.

 

[MouldensChippy]

Vimpto !