Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[vonkeynotvenky]

Or the classic - carry on a conversation you both had four weeks ago without any warning.

"She can't anyway, she's working."

"Eh?"

"My mum can't have the kids. She's working."

"For Christ's sake love. We haven't mentioned this since February."

"Don't snap, I'm only saying."

Hahahaha we're all suffering :)

 

[Ban-jani]

She doesn't concentrate when driving. She's always nosying about looking a things she's drives past and takes her eyes off the road.

I've had to grab the steering wheel once to stop us going through a dry stone wall and shout to put her breaks on before she ran over a cyclist she didn't see (maybe should have kept quiet for that one).

Theres always something's wrong with her too. She feels sick, she feels fat, she's got a headache, she's stressed about work, she's tired, she's hungry, her foot hurts etc etc. Never do I ask how she is and just get a "fine".

She's a lovely girl though to be fair.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

Horses.
She still looks great in jodhpurs and boots though.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Breathes.

This. Close thread.

 

[Cellarite]

I've started counting the times she leaves the microwave door open each day. On either 3 or 4 she starts to get truly fucked off.

 

[Garrinchas---Dog]

I don't have the energy to put into print the things wrong with my partner

 

[BimboBob]

Putting the milk in a brew before taking the tea bag out. Does my tits in.

 

[Don Karleone]

Tells me about her fucking dreams.

 

[deltaspark]

Finding out off her, that there is a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge !!

 

[Pleatfooted]

She doesn't speak for ages then as soon as it mentions city on sky sports news she starts :/
Never empties the hoover and gets that many tea towels on the go I never know which is the clean one!