Bluemanc100
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Two things a married man doesn't get at home.... Lobster Thermidor and BJ's
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Things your missus does that drive you to despair
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super_city_si
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Haha never a truer word spokenTwo things a married man doesn't get at home.... Lobster Thermidor and BJ's
Bluemoon dan
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I definitely have the part conversation bit from my missus too. I'll be in the kitchen loading the dishwasher (more of that in a sec) and she'll shout something from upstairs. I won't hear her so I'll say 'sorry, what did you say?' And I'll get the very last word of the sentence she just said. I'll have to then magically know what the rest of the sentence was.
The other is when she loads the aforementioned dishwasher. I swear she does it by opening it and then sweeping everything off the worktop with her arm and shutting it again. I then have to take everything out and reload it so that I can get more than about 7 fucking items in it.
The other is when she loads the aforementioned dishwasher. I swear she does it by opening it and then sweeping everything off the worktop with her arm and shutting it again. I then have to take everything out and reload it so that I can get more than about 7 fucking items in it.
Blue Hefner
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A few things:
Talks to me when I'm in another room. 'I can't hear you', but then just repeats herself rather than wait for me to come back or come in the room and speak to me
'You don't listen' - I do. It's just that she says so fucking much that it's hard to keep up
Potters - busying/martyring herself at the most inappropriate times. Bathrooms don't need cleaning at 8pm, just does it to make a point
Not understanding the difference between nice to and need to.
Drives to close to the car infront
Talking on the mobile in the living room. It's mobile! Fuck off upstairs when I'm watching the telly
I think that's enough to be getting on with....
Talks to me when I'm in another room. 'I can't hear you', but then just repeats herself rather than wait for me to come back or come in the room and speak to me
'You don't listen' - I do. It's just that she says so fucking much that it's hard to keep up
Potters - busying/martyring herself at the most inappropriate times. Bathrooms don't need cleaning at 8pm, just does it to make a point
Not understanding the difference between nice to and need to.
Drives to close to the car infront
Talking on the mobile in the living room. It's mobile! Fuck off upstairs when I'm watching the telly
I think that's enough to be getting on with....
Yep, been there. I take it you're talking about football though.Walking in front of the TV just as someone is about to shoot
Zin 'messiah' Zimmer
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Using my face scrubs, cheeky woman!
Cellarite
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You drink coffee you thick twat.Strange one that as your missus never leaves the teabag in the cup when she makes me a brew
Blue Llama
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Moaning about me leaving the TV on standby because she saw a programme saying how much power this uses and then regularly leaves the hall and landing lights on, that's 6 x 40w bulbs.