Things your missus does that drive you to despair

[HolisticJim]

..... Breathes

 

[inchy14]

My fiancé has booked us a wedding cake tasting for the 18th November.
This is a Saturday.
And what time do you think she has booked for ? I’ll let you guess.
A FUCKING CAKE tasting day - ****

Send her alone, she’ll get the message, actually hold that thought, who you playing? You’ll probably be glad you’re eating cake!!

 

[john lett]

My fiancé has booked us a wedding cake tasting for the 18th November.
This is a Saturday.
And what time do you think she has booked for ? I’ll let you guess.
A FUCKING CAKE tasting day - ****

Wedding cake tasting!!
What the fuck is wrong with you southern jessies, up here we are happy with a chocolate sponge covered in icing, or if we push the boat out a battenberg:)

 

[BlueHammer85]

Wedding cake tasting!!
What the fuck is wrong with you southern jessies, up here we are happy with a chocolate sponge covered in icing, or if we push the boat out a battenberg:)

Mate. I’ve told her, I could not give one fuck about the taste of the cake. Who really does ?
Someone should have warned me about the real horrors of getting married before I went down this road
(Love her really, if she ever reads all this)

 

[manchester blue]

Mate. I’ve told her, I could not give one fuck about the taste of the cake. Who really does ?
Someone should have warned me about the real horrors of getting married before I went down this road
(Love her really, if she ever reads all this)

You should have just read this thread, it's been here long enough!

 

[john lett]

Mate. I’ve told her, I could not give one fuck about the taste of the cake. Who really does ?
Someone should have warned me about the real horrors of getting married before I went down this road
(Love her really, if she ever reads all this)

I can feel your pain, but who am i to talk i'm on my second marriage, we do love them really lol

 

[lloydy]

Oh mate I'm really sorry but have to say reading this as I wake up and pissing myself laughing.. I'd have gone fuckin mad. !
Why couldn't the club help?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Mate. I’ve told her, I could not give one fuck about the taste of the cake. Who really does ?
Someone should have warned me about the real horrors of getting married before I went down this road
(Love her really, if she ever reads all this)

Her surname isn't Toure is it?

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

Let me think, nothing really.........Oh yes, constant criticism.

 

[citizen_maine]

Oh mate I'm really sorry but have to say reading this as I wake up and pissing myself laughing.. I'd have gone fuckin mad. !
Why couldn't the club help?

I'm pretty sure they're not allowed to kill her either :-)