Grassland Blue
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Reminds me of the old Les Dawson joke -
"I've not spoken to the wife in five years - it's not that I don't want to - I just can't get a word in!"
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Things your missus does that drive you to despair
- Thread starter Cellarite
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"I've not spoken to the wife in five years - it's not that I don't want to - I just can't get a word in!"
Magicpole
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My fiancé has booked us a wedding cake tasting for the 18th November.
This is a Saturday.
And what time do you think she has booked for ? I’ll let you guess.
A FUCKING CAKE tasting day
That's just beyond insane.
Tell her the truth.
Not one single fuck will be given by you regarding how any cake tastes.
Get her told. :)
BlueHammer85
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That's just beyond insane.
Tell her the truth.
Not one single fuck will be given by you regarding how any cake tastes.
Get her told. :)
She knows the truth
She saw it in my eyes.
Grassland Blue
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Not such a regular occurrence these days then? LolLooks "on the bright side" when i'm in full moaning mode. Especially when City have lost.
Grassland Blue
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Trust her judgement!That's just beyond insane.
Tell her the truth.
Not one single fuck will be given by you regarding how any cake tastes.
Get her told. :)
Barcon
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Wedding cake tasting!!
What the fuck is wrong with you southern jessies, up here we are happy with a chocolate sponge covered in icing, or if we push the boat out a battenberg:)
Fancy get. What ever happened to stale chocolate sponge with custard on it?
Barcon
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Oh mate I'm really sorry but have to say reading this as I wake up and pissing myself laughing.. I'd have gone fuckin mad. !
Why couldn't the club help?
I don't think the club do wedding cakes.
Barcon
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My fiancé has booked us a wedding cake tasting for the 18th November.
This is a Saturday.
And what time do you think she has booked for ? I’ll let you guess.
A FUCKING CAKE tasting day
She's getting you back for making her listen to all the wedding band reviews. ; )
Magicpole
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She knows the truth
She saw it in my eyes.
Through the tears? :)
They used to try and give us that at school in the 60s along with Louis Edwards rancid meatFancy get. What ever happened to stale chocolate sponge with custard on it?