Things your missus does that drive you to despair

Fellas' just want to say I love coming on this thread and reading it from a womans point of view. Always brings a smile to my face and quite frequently I actually laugh out loud when reading your comments. Keep it up guys you are dog a great job!!!
 
On holiday in Portugal at the moment so tonight we go for a meal ( like you do ) ….. anyway waiter comes and I order my food then she orders hers . Food comes and they put mine in front of me and hers in front of her but there’s a problem . She’s adamant that’s not what she ordered even though I heard her say it !! So she gets the waiter over and asks what did she order and low and behold it’s what’s in front of her . So me bring me I swap with her just to be the gent . I loved it and she wasn’t so keen !!!! Still 3 hours have gone and she just said “ I didn’t order that . I was just thinking about it “ so I just said “ well the waiters a fucking mind reader then ! “
 
Newman Noggs said:
Thin as a rake but follows every "healthy" eating fad known to man and some that aren't. Then, as soon as she gets a slight twinge anywhere says "oh, I don't think I've had enough [insert obscure food] today"

Now she's started on the water and bought a wall-mounted filter that also puts hydrogen into the water. And there was me thinking there was already hydrogen in it. Usually, I ignore things like that but then I found out the cost. Two thousand fucking pounds !!!!
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I bet you needed oxygen after that...
 
May have said this before on here, but she finds it very hard to say 'sorry'. Oh, she'll be very sorry that you feel that way, or sorry that you don't understand, but yesterday our 6 year old told mummy the reason she got mad is that mummy doesn't say sorry when she is wrong.

Apparently that's my fault as daughter must have picked it up from me.

Oh, and thinking every song I play on the guitar is for or or about her. She didn't speak to me for almost a day because I practiced ugly kid joe's (I hate) everything about you. Next day, after not speaking to me for nearly 16 hours and leaving the room whenever I enter, "what have I done to deserve that then?" Of course she didn't hear me also playing can't help falling in love, to be with you or more than words.
 
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