Things you're ashamed of doing way back

[MCFCTrick]

On a bike ride to Daisy Nook as teenagers, we had stopped by the river. Some dickheads on the other side started giving us grief for having long hair and a certain 'look' (It was the 70's ffs)
One knob threw a full unopened can of coke at my mate, it bounced off his bike, and hit me on the thigh .... barely felt it really. But in a temper, I picked it up, threw it back at said knob. It hit him square centre of his forehead, which split like a ripe melon .... blood everywhere and he collapsed on the floor.
We legged it pronto ... well cycled it, back to Newton Heath.
I spent a week awaiting the cops to be knocking on our door to arrest me for his murder....

 

[Mayor West]

On a bike ride to Daisy Nook as teenagers, we had stopped by the river. Some dickheads on the other side started giving us grief for having long hair and a certain 'look' (It was the 70's ffs)
One knob threw a full unopened can of coke at my mate, it bounced off his bike, and hit me on the thigh .... barely felt it really. But in a temper, I picked it up, threw it back at said knob. It hit him square centre of his forehead, which split like a ripe melon .... blood everywhere and he collapsed on the floor.
We legged it pronto ... well cycled it, back to Newton Heath.
I spent a week awaiting the cops to be knocking on our door to arrest me for his murder....

Doesn't sound like something you should be ashamed of though?

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

I pissed myself once after a night out when I had only been going out with my girlfriend for 4 Months. Saying that, my mate went back to a girls house, fell asleep on her toilet, shat all over the mat and floor and threw it out of the window. It then landed on the conservatory roof. Not a very pleasant Sunday cup of tea for her mum and dad

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I pissed myself once after a night out when I had only been going out with my girlfriend for 4 Months. Saying that, my mate went back to a girls house, fell asleep on her toilet, shat all over the mat and floor and threw it out of the window. It then landed on the conservatory roof. Not a very pleasant Sunday cup of tea for her mum and dad

Why do so many people have mates that do this?

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Why do so many people have mates that do this?

Maybe they are all my mates :-)

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Maybe they are all my mates :-)

I can only conclude that everyone was shagging the same bird, and you would have thought the parents must have shelled out a fortune on windowcleaners.

(Check the "when did you last soil yourself" thread)

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

I can only conclude that everyone was shagging the same bird, and you would have thought the parents must have shelled out a fortune on windowcleaners.

(Check the "when did you last soil yourself" thread)

Shagging the sane bird was fairly common in my town so you could be right :-)

Perhaps she had a shit fetish

 

[KCblue]

Reminds me of this, what a fucking film

 

[york away to this!]

I stocked up in the pub down the road. Used to nab peanuts, crisps, bottles of coke, swigs of beer, glugs of spirits, fags from the fag machine, money from the fag machine, money from the till. What a twat. I was only about 12 and just kind of did it... (was off with a broken arm for a few weeks and my job had been given to someone else when I turned up again...). The twatty thing I was guilty about was stealing one of those chirridy football cards where you got folk to buy a team name. I went round my mates, other kids at school, the teachers, the dinner ladies, the lot. When later I was asked who'd won, it was always "that lad from fourth year, with, errrr, the brown hair".
Horrible little shit...

 

[MCFCTrick]

Doesn't sound like something you should be ashamed of though?

It was because I realised afterwards, that my temper really could have killed him. Made me check it more afterwards.

Ironically, one of the lads from back then, a few years later at just 17, got into a daft fight outside the Culcheth Gates in Newton Heath. Guy hit him, he fell, head hit the curb and he was dead. Sad.