This is an absolute RAG gem!

[aspm19]

The Best one I heard was from Michael Phelps The American Swimmer
when he was asked his he looking forward to coming to London in 2012
he said he as always been a manchester united fan and when he comes to London
he wants to visit the ground !

 

[Numptyed]

My window cleaner is a plastic red, gives it out but knows fu#k all, I seen him in all his rag attire once in his car on the way to a testimonial he was well chuffed stoped to tell me he was going to the match.
Its very hard to understand him he fell of his ladder a few years ago.

 

[laserblue]

My window cleaner is a plastic red, gives it out but knows fu#k all, I seen him in all his rag attire once in his car on the way to a testimonial he was well chuffed stoped to tell me he was going to the match.
Its very hard to understand him he fell of his ladder a few years ago.

are you sure you didn't pull the ladder? no offence but i wouldn't have the c*nt as my window cleaner.

 

[WickyWain]

The Best one I heard was from Michael Phelps The American Swimmer
when he was asked his he looking forward to coming to London in 2012
he said he as always been a manchester united fan and when he comes to London
he wants to visit the ground !

HAHAHA

 

[tamworthblue]

I know there will be a tit I work with in a full replica kit tomorrow but his missus wont have actually let him watch the game. Twat.

Classic! My missus is a bigger fan than me. Now that takes some balls to admit!

 

[bluecamp2]

nice one mate, they are so f****ing thick. but they can lift heavy things, hehe.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

this should dispell a few myths about the so called best supported club in the world

Check out the Wimbledon crowds in the eighties. Piss poor.

 

[yeseye]

this should dispell a few myths about the so called best supported club in the world

Check out the Wimbledon crowds in the eighties. Piss poor.

Yeah but to be fair mate, stenna line were on strike that day!

 

[dannybcity]

A fella in the pub I was watching the City game started singing 'Wembley, wembley...' it was at this point that the irony hit him.

 

[NathanC]

The Best one I heard was from Michael Phelps The American Swimmer
when he was asked his he looking forward to coming to London in 2012
he said he as always been a manchester united fan and when he comes to London
he wants to visit the ground !

To be fair, he was high when he said it...