This Weekends other Prem Fixtures 14-17 Aug Week 2

[jimharri]

What a wank free kick from DePie. Wonder if it'll get analysed to death like Sterling's miss.

Row Z and Villa fans singing what the fucking hell was that.

NASA are currently tracking it and have alerted air traffic control centres worldwide as I speak. Er, type.

 

[Proy]

I fear for villa. Can't see where the goals will come from.

The rags will not get near a title this season. Bang average.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Memphis bellend...that is all.

It's good :)

 

[aguero93:20]

He's a cockeyed **** this new wonderboy of theirs.

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

No lose situation tonight. United win and they will think all is great in the world when they ve got two back to back wins , actually all and sundry know they are wank

 

[malg]

Probably been on here already, but this was on the BBC:

Not since 1995 have Aston Villa beaten Manchester United in the league at home.

So, in 20 fucking years, with no twatting relegations, these cunts haven't beat the Rags at home? Cunts.

 

[Guyvxt]

Rooney not happy with his tea mate Dean

Wonder what the pass success rate has been tonight..

 

[Neville Kneville]

Rags look so slow in every area. Only Depay seems to have any pace. This is like a Premier League version of when City gave Frank Clark money to spend.

 

[KCblue]

United look extremely ordinary through two games, but I will say that Juan Mata has played well tonight

 

[80s Shorts]

Brummie?

No, plumber.