This Weekends other Prem Fixtures 14-17 Aug Week 2

[jimharri]

No, plumber.

Try Yellow Pages. Lots of tradesmen (including plumbers) in there.

 

[Newman Noggs]

How the fuck are they going to pick a MotM from this shower ? Obviously it will be a rag but who ? Depay or Rooney I guess for making us laugh.

 

[Armaan]

Ayew and Gana are complete liabilities.

 

[80s Shorts]

Give him a bowl of water after he's been on your balls you tight twat.

 

[jimharri]

It is eye watering how much they have spent yet they still play the most turgid football imaginable. They make Chelsea look like Barcelona.

Steady on!

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Here's pidgeon shit mouth.

 

[@BluePhil8]

I think it was Depay's dad that just wanted him to be known as memphis from now on.

Hahaha!

 

[Guyvxt]

Hello Gashley Young

 

[remember arthur mann]

Villa are a bunch of lazy tawts !!

 

[@BluePhil8]

Here's pidgeon shit mouth.

Honest to God this thread has had me rolling with laughter.