For those who lost the will to live earlier in the thread,here is a brief page 10 synopsis;
Silvaslovechild is actually pretty shite,but hides behind the fact that all of his conquerors are just lucky/flukey/cheating or possibly on performance-enhancing drugs,such as coffee or beer.
He will never admit that anyone gave him a proper lesson,but has the Bumper Book Of Excuses to hand every time he fails,which is virtually constantly.
This,in the trade,is often known as the Baconface getout clause,or,more commonly,deluded rag syndrome.
There is little point competing against those suffering from this form of illness,as they will merely trot out some new and increasingly desperate lie to justify their inability.
I confidently expect the Icelandic ash cloud,climate change,biased cyber-referees and an unusually early strawberry crop to be blamed for the OP's ineptitude before long.
He will then move on to avoiding press conferences and the media altogether,and take up drinking to excess and sulking.
The half term break has an awful lot to answer for.