goat boy
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Bluemoon115 said:
... and sacked in a minute ;o)
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... and sacked in a minute ;o)
Kinky by name
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THAT'S YER LOTTI
Pomp romp kills Carlo's title bid
A GAME OF TWO SCARVES
Mancini outsmarts Moyes on and off pitch
MERSEY-SLIDE
City slickers sink slackers
MOYES AGAINST MEN
Scot's not got what it takes
MAN-GENIE
Roberto's magic rubs off
HARRY'S GAME OVER
Mancini leapfrogs rivals
CHICKENTWATARSEWANK!
Howard sees red for ref rant
Pomp romp kills Carlo's title bid
A GAME OF TWO SCARVES
Mancini outsmarts Moyes on and off pitch
MERSEY-SLIDE
City slickers sink slackers
MOYES AGAINST MEN
Scot's not got what it takes
MAN-GENIE
Roberto's magic rubs off
HARRY'S GAME OVER
Mancini leapfrogs rivals
CHICKENTWATARSEWANK!
Howard sees red for ref rant
Kinky by name said:MOYES AGAINST MEN
Scot's not got what it takes
Now that is clever.
Lucky Toma
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COME ON HEAL THE MOYES
Drama at the CoMs last night as Gollum-esque Everton gaffer David Moyes was rushed to hospital with a suspected 'hate stroke'.
A doctor revealed 'In forty years of medicine I have never encountered so much hatred in one person. We are draining the bile but its seemingly never-ending'.
Drama at the CoMs last night as Gollum-esque Everton gaffer David Moyes was rushed to hospital with a suspected 'hate stroke'.
A doctor revealed 'In forty years of medicine I have never encountered so much hatred in one person. We are draining the bile but its seemingly never-ending'.
Lucky Toma said:COME ON HEAL THE MOYES
Drama at the CoMs last night as Gollum-esque Everton gaffer David Moyes was rushed to hospital with a suspected 'hate stroke'.
A doctor revealed 'In forty years of medicine I have never encountered so much hatred in one person. We are draining the bile but its seemingly never-ending'.
Bwahahaha. Some right funny fuckers on here.
Mr Rich
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CITY SINK INTO STICKY TOFFEE PUDDING - Everton put 11 men behind the ball and literally parked the team bus as City drew 0-0 with a negative Everton.
(If all goes wrong)
MANCINI GOES 4TH - Manchester City took a comfortable 2-0 win against a lacklustre Everton, who could not keep up with the potent Carlos Tevez who bagged a brace.
(If all goes right)
MOYES BLAMES INJURIES FOR DEFEAT - Gollum blamed the injury to Jolean Lescott for Everton's 10-0 loss, 'If he'd have been playing we'd have only lost 10-1, it's just not fair, too many injuries to players on the other team have cost us. If Jolean had been playing he might have been taken some sort of pity on us and scored an own goal to same us some face, we would have won the league by now if these injuries hadn't affected us, even Cascorinno said so, I blame Gandalf (Manicini)'
(If all goes how I dream)
(If all goes wrong)
MANCINI GOES 4TH - Manchester City took a comfortable 2-0 win against a lacklustre Everton, who could not keep up with the potent Carlos Tevez who bagged a brace.
(If all goes right)
MOYES BLAMES INJURIES FOR DEFEAT - Gollum blamed the injury to Jolean Lescott for Everton's 10-0 loss, 'If he'd have been playing we'd have only lost 10-1, it's just not fair, too many injuries to players on the other team have cost us. If Jolean had been playing he might have been taken some sort of pity on us and scored an own goal to same us some face, we would have won the league by now if these injuries hadn't affected us, even Cascorinno said so, I blame Gandalf (Manicini)'
(If all goes how I dream)
Hamann Pineapple
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Jock Strop
Moyes in need of support after Manc mauling
Moyes in need of support after Manc mauling
Gwladiator
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HIBBERT RUNS RIOT
29 year old Everton fullback nets a hat-trick including his first ever senior goal to complete City humiliation. ;)
29 year old Everton fullback nets a hat-trick including his first ever senior goal to complete City humiliation. ;)
Freestyler
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'I BLAME LESCOTT'
Everton manager David Moyes has unleashed an ususual attack on Manchester City and the city player Joleon Lescott, he claimed if Lescott still would of been an Everton player, the first City goal of four would have been prevented as city ran riot 4-0 at Eastlands, Moyes was quickly taken away from the dugout after the 2nd goal due to many fans complaining they couldn't concentrate on the game due to his ugly face,
one supporter close to the managers dug out said ''i was trying to watch the game, and all i could think about was smigel from lord of the rings, i took my child away from david as he was clearly upsetting her''
Moyes went on further to say ''If Lescott would of been in my back 4 tonight we would be top of the Premiership now by about 15 points, when he left he has being nothing but trouble for us and the players can't live with themselves'', he also revealed 6 of the first team were threatening to walk out of the club if Moyes continued to use Lescott in his pre-match pep talk,
Mikel Arteta commented on this ''obviously David still has nightmares about the tragic 22million pound deal, unfortunetely he has done fuck all with the money we recieved for Joleon, but we can say every game we have lost since Joleon left he has played a part in, Moyes ended his rant by coming out with a bizarre comment saying,
''If manchester city want arteta they can have him for 220million, as he's clearly head and shoulders above Lionel Messi''
Everton manager David Moyes has unleashed an ususual attack on Manchester City and the city player Joleon Lescott, he claimed if Lescott still would of been an Everton player, the first City goal of four would have been prevented as city ran riot 4-0 at Eastlands, Moyes was quickly taken away from the dugout after the 2nd goal due to many fans complaining they couldn't concentrate on the game due to his ugly face,
one supporter close to the managers dug out said ''i was trying to watch the game, and all i could think about was smigel from lord of the rings, i took my child away from david as he was clearly upsetting her''
Moyes went on further to say ''If Lescott would of been in my back 4 tonight we would be top of the Premiership now by about 15 points, when he left he has being nothing but trouble for us and the players can't live with themselves'', he also revealed 6 of the first team were threatening to walk out of the club if Moyes continued to use Lescott in his pre-match pep talk,
Mikel Arteta commented on this ''obviously David still has nightmares about the tragic 22million pound deal, unfortunetely he has done fuck all with the money we recieved for Joleon, but we can say every game we have lost since Joleon left he has played a part in, Moyes ended his rant by coming out with a bizarre comment saying,
''If manchester city want arteta they can have him for 220million, as he's clearly head and shoulders above Lionel Messi''