thurs morning headlines

Its ARRYS to Lose

Following magnificent 6 nil Man City win over an injury ravaged Everton fourth spot is now in the bag for spurs. If Spurs mess up then it will be Rafa who reaps the reward. And if Rafa can`t hack the pace O`Neils Villa look nailed on to beat Everton and Birmingham to the coveted champions league place.

Meanwhile hapless big spending manager swapping City could only manage the six goals withthe averageTevez netting a 3 minute hatrick to condem city to another season of mid table mediocrity whilst Manchester United romp to win everything under the sun without ever ever spending a penny.
 
Kinky by name said:
THAT'S YER LOTTI
Pomp romp kills Carlo's title bid

A GAME OF TWO SCARVES
Mancini outsmarts Moyes on and off pitch

MERSEY-SLIDE
City slickers sink slackers

MOYES AGAINST MEN
Scot's not got what it takes

MAN-GENIE
Roberto's magic rubs off

HARRY'S GAME OVER
Mancini leapfrogs rivals


CHICKENTWATARSEWANK!
Howard sees red for ref rant
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Class!
 
Moy'll be back

Everton sack manager after he dives into the south stand to trade blows after seeing his team beaten 5-1 and suffering a deluge of abuse all through the game.
 
A Bridge Too Far
Despite the absence of poor Wayne, Baines still gives us a million pounds worth(stolen obviously) of reasons why he shouldn't go to South Africa.

Bin Dippers KO'd by Roque
Santa silences the naughty boys and tells them that christmas came early for them at Goodison Park.

4th Is A Given
Shay leads City to glory in grudge affair as City march on to Champions League.

and if we lose...

SaHahahaha
Bin Dippers typically steal a victory from the honest, working Mancunians.
 
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