Thursdays headlines

[Blue Hefner]

Javier Got Your Hotel Booked??

2 late Javier Garrido free-kicks have put City within only a city stlye cock-up of reaching the final. His goals as well as a Neville own goal, and a brace from bellamy put a smile on City fans faces on a near-perfect night. I say near-perfect because at that time no-one could invisage a rooney and Fergie row on the touch line wich resulted in that fat granny-shagging cheat pusging the silly old drunk to the ground in stopage time, as Fergie was on his knees pleading withe the 4th offical for more time and also screaming 'please give us 20 more minutes, we can win this'!! PERFECT

 

[Mr Partridge]

United beaten as Fergie bemoans lack of injury time

 

[oldestswinger]

No Carling for Fergie in the Last Chance Saloon

 

[Blue Hefner]

Wayne's World Comes Crashing Down!!

Rooney sent off as City win 4-0


G-Owen Out!!

Owen misses Pen in city's 4-0 win

Cruz Control
City win 4-0

Better Late Than Never

Santa brings late Xmas present as Cruz grabs a sackful in Citys 6-0 win

 

[oldestswinger]

NO MORE CUPS LEFT AT OLD TRIFFID - JUST A WHOLE BUNCH OF MUGS!

 

[Kazimierz Genious]

Shock as Alex Fergiescum quits after City score twice in Fergietime!

 

[SebastianBlue]

HISTORY MADE IN CITY WIN

Paul Scholes was the first player ever to be sent off three times in one match in City's win over United.

 

[salfordblue-tony2]

TEVEZ JUST CAN'T STOP DANCING.

Ex-united star danced his way to his first hat-trick in England and celebrated each goal with a little dance in front of
a raging ferguson in a four nil victory to the blues. Craig Bellamy joined in the dancing when scoring the fourth goal.

 

[rickmcfc]

Fergies A Twat - Doesnt need an explanation

 

[Pearce_out]

You Can't Win Anything With Kids!


No really you can't, Manure goes down 5 - 0 at CoMS with Fergie bemoaning his choice of youngsters. However when our reporter looked further into it it turns out the average age of Manure's starting 11 was 27.4 wheras City's was 24.5.