Thursdays headlines

[only1paulsimpson]

mancini magic as city cruise to romp on there way to wembley!!!!!!!

 

[yatesy94]

Bellamy on Par - Welshman sinks United.

 

[Neil McNab]

Whiskey for Fergie but No Cola
Alcoholic Scotsman, Assholex Feruscum last night hit the bottle as his side took a coca cola whooping!
Insiders said it was a blessing he didn't do an interview as he was completely shit faced.

 

[MattiH]

SWINE FLU RETURNS AS BACONFACE LEFT SICK

 

[jayblue]

after getting dicked in the semi, baconface drowns as the icicles on his nostril hairs melt in the dressing room

 

[King Of The Kippax]

Bella-Three!

Bellamy hat trick sinks United

 

[bluemonkey71]

Fourza Mancini

City slickers blast 4 past hapless United in the 1st leg.

Gary Neville retired after the game after he came off injured with a ripped arsehole. He later blamed Bellamy for the injury.

 

[Barton's Humility]

Fourza Mancini

City slickers blast 4 past hapless United in the 1st leg.

Gary Neville retired after the game after he came off injured with a ripped arsehole. He later blamed Bellamy for the injury.

That's a mental image no-one needed.

I'm Easily pleased. Just a full page photo of fergusons final breath and the headline "last gasp".

 

[100%manc]

SNOW JOKE!

Carling cup semi final postponed due to freezing conditions.

Officials tried to rescue the match but baconface had already drunk all the de-icer

 

[Halfpenny]

Carlossal error from United