Tiger Woods "Accident"

[Slack]

In the sun today, that he's had a 2-year fling with a Cocktail waitress.

 

[nelsons willie]

In the sun today, that he's had a 2-year fling with a Cocktail waitress.

dont you want me baby

 

[denislawsbackheel]

According to today's Times they're queueing up to reveal he's shagged them.

 

[TFC]

If this doesnt prove that the poon is all powerful, I dont know what will. You have a wife that looks like this;

Yet still feel the need to dip your wick elsewhere. I suppose its also testament that even the hottest women become a pain in the arse eventually....

;)

 

[nelsons willie]

its like my freind said..its all about the chase..once you caught em you get bored and go on another hunt.

 

[bowdonblue]

If this doesnt prove that the poon is all powerful, I dont know what will. You have a wife that looks like this;

Yet still feel the need to dip your wick elsewhere. I suppose its also testament that even the hottest women become a pain in the arse eventually....

;)

Now she (his Swedish wife) is quite fit, obviously, but actually on close inspection her "boat race" is almost a bit funny looking - and thats from a magazine shoot when she will be looking her absolute best. If you are Tiger Woods (anyone?) I suspect that you could do a lot better, and get offers from said ladies all the time.

 

[Richard]

Does this mean she is single now?

 

[inchy14]

If this doesnt prove that the poon is all powerful, I dont know what will. You have a wife that looks like this;

Yet still feel the need to dip your wick elsewhere. I suppose its also testament that even the hottest women become a pain in the arse eventually....

;)

Now she (his Swedish wife) is quite fit, obviously, but actually on close inspection her "boat race" is almost a bit funny looking - and thats from a magazine shoot when she will be looking her absolute best. If you are Tiger Woods (anyone?) I suspect that you could do a lot better, and get offers from said ladies all the time.

fuck me some people are fussy :0)

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Just been fined £99 for bashing the fire hydrant. That'll knock his Christmas sideways.

 

[TFC]

Wow, its all over for le Tigre....since I woke up this morning there has been more allegations, texts, emails, but the pièce de résistance is the voicemail to the cocktail waitress.

Wave goodbye to half a billion Tiger (you thick twat!)