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Tip of the Day
- Thread starter The Fat el Hombre
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The Fat el Hombre said:Book your tickets for these cup games early. I got mine early doors and switched from the south stand to a better view in the 2nd tier of the East stand. Low and behold, I'm sat in the nice comfy corporate seats rite on the half way line, with a nice little blue rope seperating me from the peasants to my left. £15 for that and a 5-1 win, happy days
I moved to the half way line of the 3rd tier in the East stand and was looking down on the plebs below me who were sat in the comfy seats. They were only spitting distance away. ;)
Fame Monster
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PaulPowerShower said:Tip of the day 2
Do not book tickets for Brum, without telling your Mrs and then have to sit there for 2 hours nearly and listen to her moaning about it.....
(I would like to point out that I am not a henpecked man but next weekend we are supposed to be going to a wedding of one of her best mates.......)
Go to the football
But feel like a right twat - I know deep down what I am doing is wrong
Don't go to the football
Resent my mrs and all her friemds for years to come and it eventually drives a wedge between us leading to divorce and me htting the bottle sat in my own pissed stained underpants in a ouncil flat in Miles platting
Discuss
Go to the match. If you end up getting divorced get on the MILF thread.
Fame Monster
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The Fat el Hombre said:Book your tickets for these cup games early. I got mine early doors and switched from the south stand to a better view in the 2nd tier of the East stand. Low and behold, I'm sat in the nice comfy corporate seats rite on the half way line, with a nice little blue rope seperating me from the peasants to my left. £15 for that and a 5-1 win, happy days
Did you use the seat selection thing?
skelpomike
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Esteban de la Sexface said:go to the Wedding mate.
you will see many many more City matches.
You took vows and your wife is more important
...yawn...............
MadchesterCity
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nashark said:PaulPowerShower said:Tip of the day 2
Do not book tickets for Brum, without telling your Mrs and then have to sit there for 2 hours nearly and listen to her moaning about it.....
(I would like to point out that I am not a henpecked man but next weekend we are supposed to be going to a wedding of one of her best mates.......)
Go to the football
But feel like a right twat - I know deep down what I am doing is wrong
Don't go to the football
Resent my mrs and all her friemds for years to come and it eventually drives a wedge between us leading to divorce and me htting the bottle sat in my own pissed stained underpants in a ouncil flat in Miles platting
Discuss
Go to the match. If you end up getting divorced get on the MILF thread.
Just need to say to her "If you love me you would understand"
MadchesterCity
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nashark said:PaulPowerShower said:Tip of the day 2
Do not book tickets for Brum, without telling your Mrs and then have to sit there for 2 hours nearly and listen to her moaning about it.....
(I would like to point out that I am not a henpecked man but next weekend we are supposed to be going to a wedding of one of her best mates.......)
Go to the football
But feel like a right twat - I know deep down what I am doing is wrong
Don't go to the football
Resent my mrs and all her friemds for years to come and it eventually drives a wedge between us leading to divorce and me htting the bottle sat in my own pissed stained underpants in a ouncil flat in Miles platting
Discuss
Go to the match. If you end up getting divorced get on the MILF thread.
Just need to say to her "If you love me you would understand"
c4lv3rt
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The Fat el Hombre said:Book your tickets for these cup games early. I got mine early doors and switched from the south stand to a better view in the 2nd tier of the East stand. Low and behold, I'm sat in the nice comfy corporate seats rite on the half way line, with a nice little blue rope seperating me from the peasants to my left. £15 for that and a 5-1 win, happy days
whata cok
Abe Frohman
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PaulPowerShower said:Tip of the day 2
Do not book tickets for Brum, without telling your Mrs and then have to sit there for 2 hours nearly and listen to her moaning about it.....
(I would like to point out that I am not a henpecked man but next weekend we are supposed to be going to a wedding of one of her best mates.......)
Go to the football
But feel like a right twat - I know deep down what I am doing is wrong
Don't go to the football
Resent my mrs and all her friemds for years to come and it eventually drives a wedge between us leading to divorce and me htting the bottle sat in my own pissed stained underpants in a ouncil flat in Miles platting
Discuss
What a quandry!
There are many positives in the latter option. Drinking makes you feel good and you may develop a fetish for watersports with a City loving woman who went through a similar dilemma. Add to that the possibility that Miles Platting may become the new Alderley Edge and you may never look back.
That said, I'd go for option 1 as its only one single game but i'm sure you are able to spin it that you put her first. Why not offer to drive too? Get her drink more vodka than usual and talk to her more suggestively than usual on the way home. You'll get your oral rewards. Tell her its good for the skin too - she may not remember in the morning.
PaulPowerShower said:Tip of the day 2
Do not book tickets for Brum, without telling your Mrs and then have to sit there for 2 hours nearly and listen to her moaning about it.....
(I would like to point out that I am not a henpecked man but next weekend we are supposed to be going to a wedding of one of her best mates.......)
Go to the football
But feel like a right twat - I know deep down what I am doing is wrong
Don't go to the football
Resent my mrs and all her friemds for years to come and it eventually drives a wedge between us leading to divorce and me htting the bottle sat in my own pissed stained underpants in a ouncil flat in Miles platting
Discuss
Not all bad fella - Miles Platting is ust around the corner from COMS you could walk to the game save a fookin fortune in petrol / car parking etc - happy days!!!!!!!!!!!