Pay for Aircon you tight ducks but if you have short arms n long pockets like what mr rising's allegedly got then I have in the past used the following plan. Fans are piss cheap nowadays and Wickes do smashing 9 inchers for £10.90. Place the fan 2 foot in front of your fat heads and then a kilo bag of ice cubes in front and monsier etc madams etc voila and home made air con. Buy the premium larger ice cubes as they don't melt as quick and obviously dont open the bag. An excellent alternative is to go to bed in an abject state of wankeredness and then it will not be long before the sandman comes a knocking.