To catch a predator

[City_Shirts]

Not quite!

But, you'd have to question that, the way the doorlads let all and sundry in, when I wasn't on the front!

Hmmmmmmm I wonder where you was then

 

[GStar]

I can speak for myself thanks.

Good point, Bigga. But I was talking of perceptions, and anyway, if I were a big, hulking 20-something (to use my own phrase), I'd be embarrassed to be seen with a girl who was five foot nothing and looked so young.

Unfortunately that indded is true, another 20 of the worldest most pointless threads perhaps?... don't flatter yourself, i wasn't trying to speak on your behalf... just debating a point with Bigga, i understand where he's coming from now.

I don't need to flatter myself while you're around, GString. Your posts make anyone's seem interesting.

Fantastic.

You've used probably the most unimaginative, immature insult i've heard on this board. Kudos on staying true to form, showing yourself up and reinstating what i'd posted.

You think what ever the hell you want, but i'll know that i wasn't trying to talk on your behalf, im not someone who starts a weekly thread about what they bought from a bargain shop becasue they seemingly are starved of attention else where.

i don't hang on posters coat tails hoping to catch the chewing gum they spit out just to feel ' a connection'.

Sad thing is, you took offence when i jokingly said you seemed like the most sinfully dull 40 odd year old i'd ever seen.

Seems the truth some times hurt and my innocent joke wasn't too far out after all.

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

This is turning into something special.

 

[Bigga]

Not quite!

But, you'd have to question that, the way the doorlads let all and sundry in, when I wasn't on the front!

Hmmmmmmm I wonder where you was then

Although, where I'm talking about, there was a 'special room', I always did my job and was securing the talent, I mean the paying party people, on the dance floor.

Safety reasons and all that...

 

[GStar]

Not quite!

But, you'd have to question that, the way the doorlads let all and sundry in, when I wasn't on the front!

Hmmmmmmm I wonder where you was then

Although, where I'm talking about, there was a 'special room', I always did my job and was securing the talent, I mean the paying party people, on the dance floor.

Safety reasons and all that...

Ah... You worked at Opus?

 

[City_Shirts]

Not quite!

But, you'd have to question that, the way the doorlads let all and sundry in, when I wasn't on the front!

Hmmmmmmm I wonder where you was then

Although, where I'm talking about, there was a 'special room', I always did my job and was securing the talent, I mean the paying party people, on the dance floor.

Safety reasons and all that...

Just a shame you was a shit judge of people’s age then, 15 year old girls and special rooms

FFS

Steady on bigga ;-)

 

[AntonDonJuan]

I can speak for myself thanks.

Good point, Bigga. But I was talking of perceptions, and anyway, if I were a big, hulking 20-something (to use my own phrase), I'd be embarrassed to be seen with a girl who was five foot nothing and looked so young.

Unfortunately that indded is true, another 20 of the worldest most pointless threads perhaps?... don't flatter yourself, i wasn't trying to speak on your behalf... just debating a point with Bigga, i understand where he's coming from now.

I don't need to flatter myself while you're around, GString. Your posts make anyone's seem interesting.

Fantastic.

You've used probably the most unimaginative, immature insult i've heard on this board. Kudos on staying true to form, showing yourself up and reinstating what i'd posted.

You think what ever the hell you want, but i'll know that i wasn't trying to talk on your behalf, im not someone who starts a weekly thread about what they bought from a bargain shop becasue they seemingly are starved of attention else where.

i don't hang on posters coat tails hoping to catch the chewing gum they spit out just to feel ' a connection'.

Sad thing is, you took offence when i jokingly said you seemed like the most sinfully dull 40 odd year old i'd ever seen.

Seems the truth some times hurt and my innocent joke wasn't too far out after all.

PMSL

GStar 1-0 Guv

 

[Bigga]

Er, what's happening Guv? Don't let this upstart, Gstar, beat you! You're one of the wittiest writers on here!

Gstar and I have had our altercations on here(by the way, he AND BT say I have a 'chip' on my shoulder!! PMSL!) and I'm sure we'll wield swords again.

I can understand if you don't get involved, though. I should do that more often.

 

[AntonDonJuan]

Er, what's happening Guv? Don't let this upstart, Gstar, beat you! You're one of the wittiest writers on here!

Gstar and I have had our altercations on here(by the way, he AND BT say I have a 'chip' on my shoulder!! PMSL!) and I'm sure we'll wield swords again.

I can understand if you don't get involved, though. I should do that more often.

 

[GStar]

Er, what's happening Guv? Don't let this upstart, Gstar, beat you! You're one of the wittiest writers on here!

Gstar and I have had our altercations on here(by the way, he AND BT say I have a 'chip' on my shoulder!! PMSL!) and I'm sure we'll wield swords again.

I can understand if you don't get involved, though. I should do that more often.

Ahh that was merely in jest, i prefer to keep any altercations strictly topical, we've also had debates AND conversations where we've agreed... occasionally! ;)

But thats good, difference of opinions are good, however guv calling my posts boring reminds me of this picture:

Guv-"There is absolutely no evidence to prove that my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi"

 

[Bigga]

No, no Anton. Let's get it right.

It's only YOU that has a mirror in the back of his shorts, at footy...

 

[AntonDonJuan]

No, no Anton. Let's get it right.

It's only YOU that has a mirror in the back of his shorts, at footy...

I take any chance that i can to look at my perfectly formed face, you don't need a mirror in you shorts because every time you see your arse it's basically staring in a mirror anyway

 

[Bigga]

No, no Anton. Let's get it right.

It's only YOU that has a mirror in the back of his shorts, at footy...

I take any chance that i can to look at my perfectly formed face, you don't need a mirror in you shorts because every time you see your arse it's basically staring in a mirror anyway

I'm a contortionist, Anton. You're mirror helps you double the 'size' you have when you move it to the front!

Helps you remind thyself you're a man...

 

[AntonDonJuan]

I'm a contortionist, Anton. You're mirror helps you double the 'size' you have when you move it to the front!

Helps you remind thyself you're a man...

Ahhhh thyself, the clever man's word for "yourself", i might use that tomorrow when i'm in work to look clever in front of my boss

Maybe if i come across as articulate i might be able to find myself a nice underage girl who will let me feel her undeveloped breasts

 

[Bigga]

I'm a contortionist, Anton. You're mirror helps you double the 'size' you have when you move it to the front!

Helps you remind thyself you're a man...

Ahhhh thyself, the clever man's word for "yourself", i might use that tomorrow when i'm in work to look clever in front of my boss

Maybe if i come across as articulate i might be able to find myself a nice underage girl who will let me feel her undeveloped breasts

PMSL!!!

Ant... You feeling a little taken apart? Is that the best you can do??!!

LOL!!

You smack of BT-ism(no offence, Darren!), a bit desperate for a comeback.

No wonder you took your time, baba.

 

[AntonDonJuan]

PMSL!!!

Ant... You feeling a little taken apart? Is that the best you can do??!!

LOL!!

You smack of BT-ism(no offence, Darren!), a bit desperate for a comeback.

No wonder you took your time, baba.

My gerbil had a break from his wheel, hence the comeback time, i'll be putting the electric cage back on later.

Yes i am defeated, you win, you beat me with your big words and impeccable grammar.

Let me grab my thesaurus while i think of a decent comeback

 

[Bigga]

Poor.

Shocking when I think you've been here so long!

You've had many teachers, studied many posters who've swath'd through many opponents and yet you're still in Padawan stages. Disappointing.

You will never be Jedi.

 

[AntonDonJuan]

Poor.

Shocking when I think you've been here so long!

You've had many teachers, studied many posters who've swathed through many opponents and yet you're still in Padawan stages. Disappointing.

You will never be Jedi.

My bad, maybe one day i'll learn how to become a cyber jedi and then i can throw virtual low blows on bluemoon to unsuspecting victims whilst other posters sit and eat their fictional popcorn

 

[Bigga]

Poor.

Shocking when I think you've been here so long!

You've had many teachers, studied many posters who've swathed through many opponents and yet you're still in Padawan stages. Disappointing.

You will never be Jedi.

My bad, maybe one day i'll learn how to become a cyber jedi and then i can throw virtual low blows on bluemoon to unsuspecting victims whilst other posters sit and eat their fictional popcorn

Yet again, the sign of someone who's sh*t at comebacks! Mere fodder.

Not even BT slipped to empty words as quick! Bah!

I'll find me an opponent worthy!