BimboBob
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Toilet Help
- Thread starter rickmcfc
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metalblue
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Gaylord du Bois said:We learnt very quickly to fold not scrunch that Izal stuff. It was good grounding though as I try and use one sheet per shit even to this day. Not my kids though, oh no, they wipe with a boxing glove they've made out of it. Don't know they're born.metalblue said:Gaylord du Bois said:Wipe your arse with Rizzla papers.
Be like being back at school, that stuff didn't so much clean as render ones derrière. I bet these days the soft fuckers have triple quilted aloa-vera soaked perfume scented bog roll...no wonder the countries gone to the dogs.
You didn't fuck with a scruncher, was like wiping your arse with razor blades, but they didn't care. I have obviously suppressed this as now I think on it, fuck Saville et al, surely the greatest crime against children was the purchasing of that stuff for schools...people need to be held to account, we need a public enquiry. I need closure.
bluetonium
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Have you checked the water level in the tank? Maybe the rotten gits took some of it with them as well as the lightbulbs.
Tuearts right boot
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We have his problem a lot,simply remove a shoe and accompanying sock and heel the bastard down.Simply wipe your foot with toilet paper afterwards and repeat process.
rushts
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As above, check the water level in the cistern, you can adjust the ball valve to let more in.Just be careful that you don't end up with it overflowing.
You also need your toilet pan and cistern to line up perfectly as if they are slightly out of line you may get a slight swirling effect in your pan which will dramatically effect the amount the water can shift.
You also need your toilet pan and cistern to line up perfectly as if they are slightly out of line you may get a slight swirling effect in your pan which will dramatically effect the amount the water can shift.
stonerblue
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adjust the floating thingy to get more water in your loo tank.
Gelsons Dad
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There is a good video to help with all the teething problems you might encounter. I think it's called the money pit ;-)
ali benarbia's studs
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it s called a cock and ball.....stonerblue said:adjust the floating thingy to get more water in your loo tank.
andyhinch
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You could try adjusting that connecty rod thingy, so to get technical.
ali benarbia's studs
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get two plungers stick one to your forehead..... give the other to the wife....