Tonight's caption competition

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[GornikDaze]

Will slimming pills reduce the size of my helmet?

 

[marshalls]

Kolo completes sale of fire engine with long, black hose. One careful owner!

 

[richards30]

Kolo informs fire service to be on guard in Liverpool for the candle vigil when they realize its him and not yaya signing!!

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Kolo Toure tells a stranger about life as a car salesman....

 

[xmusampa]

City unveil Pellegrini's new centre back pairing for forthcoming season and reassure fans that it's as safe as the wiring behind them!

 

[bluestevei]

I will need this in liverpool

 

[blue banks]

Roger Webb, Fire Chief FDNY, poses happily with unidentified African American male.

 

[tiggsywiggsywoo]

Kolo suffers stiff thumb after playing with firemans helmet

 

[xmusampa]

Liverpool back room staff show kolo around their ultra modern training facilities and even allow him to try out some of their latest training kit - the Suarez anti biting hemet!