Tonight's caption competition

[xmusampa]

Just 5 minutes on setting 55 and you too can have a full head of hair like me says kolo in an attempt to earn a half decent wage after fears he may be heading for the Liverpool dole queue.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Is this hat a match for my shorts? 5XL?

 

[xmusampa]

Lesser known toure triplet Fdny signs for city as they attempt to meet Ffp

 

[laserblue]

Kolo shows how far he had to stick his thumb up the fireman's arse before he let him try on his helmet.

 

[xmusampa]

"Now that's what you call a fucking badge!" fireman brags to kolo

 

[Daz_Blue]

Kolo shows how far he had to stick his thumb up the fireman's arse before he let him try on his helmet.

Hi Jolean .....oops sorry Kolo, my mistake

 

[IcriedwhenTueartleft]

Liverpool unveil their controversial new centre back partnership for next season, Kolo Toure and Clive James

 

[1961_vintage]

Pioneering helmet transplant surgery gets a big "thumbs-up" from the patient "although, without wishing to seem ungrateful, it wasn't exactly where I was expecting it to be transplanted on to" commented Mr Toure (K) following the 7 hour procedure.

 

[deano ou812]

"Have to say mr smith men in black is one of my favourite all time films,but by fcuk you've let yourself go by the looks of things"....

 

[xmusampa]

"If your phil scolari then I'm fuckin yaya !" exclaims kolo