Tonights Champions League Football..

Haha, "WE HAVE BIDET!"

I can't remember the exact details of names and clubs now, but an Italian chairman told one of his players not to sign for the English club who wanted him because our women had filthy vaginas and arseholes because we don't have bidets.
 
We have bidet in english, yes you Italian twat but your countrys one big shithouse
 
adrianr said:
Chelsea unlucky? Give over. If they lose this they were one foot out the door, but no, Shakhtar can't even beat the groups whipping boys, and they have a lifeline.
You can bet if it was us,shaktar would be about three or four up against the danish side...
 
Kun Aguero said:
Caveman said:
Damanino said:
Vidal cost 8m for Juve.
We have Rodwell for 12m and Garcia for 16m. And they cant even get into the team instead of Barry.
If we were the club signing Vidal instead of Juve, he'd'v cost us £18m just because we had the money. But I know what you're saying.


I'd happily pay 30 million for him.
To be fair, he is very good.
 
Barcon said:
Anybody else see this Ladriano clown?

Drop ball madness. Never understood why the ball isn't just kicked out of bounds for a throw in. If the goalkeeper slips and it goes in it just gets confusing. I remember attending an Oldham match where Oldham scored on a similar play and allowed the opposition to score on them.

Just odd.
 
MCC said:
LoveCity said:
Tevez City said:
Hazard could get the out of trouble tonight.

I'd fookin' kill for him or a player like him at City, just someone who scares defenders to death with pace and skill, and is good at drawing fouls/yellow cards. Hazard and Silva would be a crazy playmaking duo.

Tevez, Sergio?

Different type of player, they are forwards, Hazard is a pacy, skillful playmaker who can skin players for fun and regularly draws yellow cards/free kicks/penalties.
 
blue underpants said:
We have bidet in english, yes you Italian twat but your countrys one big shithouse

And we can afford to run water through ours.
 
Kun Aguero said:
Caveman said:
Damanino said:
Vidal cost 8m for Juve.
We have Rodwell for 12m and Garcia for 16m. And they cant even get into the team instead of Barry.
If we were the club signing Vidal instead of Juve, he'd'v cost us £18m just because we had the money. But I know what you're saying.


I'd happily pay 30 million for him.

You can buy the next Vidal for half the price.
 

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