Tonights Euro-millions £166M(continued from Tue)

Re: Tonights Euro-millions £154M

Boys, boys, boys - you need your Uncle Ronnie to give you advice. I mean, think about it, every f*cker in the universe is going to be after you for handouts or threatening to kidnap your kids etc. THIS is what you do:-

1). Don't tell anyone that you won

2). On Saturday when the normal lottery prize is a couple of million tell your family and friends that that is what you have won

3). Buy a nice house with a secluded entrance but not too flash

4). Tell everyone you live there but go on holiday a lot

5). Wait a few weeks and buy your real house but tell nobody



Simple. Any nutter wanting a piece of you goes to the wrong house. Family and friends expectations are a bit more realistic and you crack on spending the dosh.

If you want to be really smart, pay the family more than they expect but tell them individually that you only gave that person extra because they are special to you and not to tell the others.


Not that I have ever given it much thought though! :-)
 
Re: Tonights Euro-millions £154M

I'd get a helicopter with a rather fetching young filly as a pilot (preferably with pornstar training), fly onto our yard and spatter the cnutting gaffers db9 with the downdraft destroying the paintwork, dis embark walk nonchalantly upstairs to his office climb on his desk, squat and lay the dirtiest biggest turd my bowels can summon up, place my CPCS card on top wafer in ice cream styly, and say "shove you're job up you're arse you thieving cnut," and fly away! After that family and friends would be well and truelly sorted!
 
Re: Tonights Euro-millions £154M

thorpeblue said:
I'd get a helicopter with a rather fetching young filly as a pilot (preferably with pornstar training), fly onto our yard and spatter the cnutting gaffers db9 with the downdraft destroying the paintwork, dis embark walk nonchalantly upstairs to his office climb on his desk, squat and lay the dirtiest biggest turd my bowels can summon up, place my CPCS card on top wafer in ice cream styly, and say "shove you're job up you're arse you thieving cnut," and fly away! After that family and friends would be well and truelly sorted!
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Don't bother coming in work tomorrow you little shit. You're fired!!!
 
Re: Tonights Euro-millions £154M

The Pink Panther said:
I'd probably treat my family to a night out or something, maybe at a push a weekend away, but it wouldn't let it change my life
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Here's a quid, give me your fucking ticket
 
Re: Tonights Euro-millions £154M

thorpeblue said:
I'd get a helicopter with a rather fetching young filly as a pilot (preferably with pornstar training), fly onto our yard and spatter the cnutting gaffers db9 with the downdraft destroying the paintwork, dis embark walk nonchalantly upstairs to his office climb on his desk, squat and lay the dirtiest biggest turd my bowels can summon up, place my CPCS card on top wafer in ice cream styly, and say "shove you're job up you're arse you thieving cnut," and fly away! After that family and friends would be well and truelly sorted!
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Regardless of tonight's result, you might want to think about a career change.
 
Re: Tonights Euro-millions £154M

If I won that I'm not sure I'd be alive after the end of the week with the amount I would spend on getting hammered in town haha
 
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