Too petty?

I've been actively starving myself of oxygen so my blood will turn blue...It's great fun!!!
 
salfordpaul said:
I hate united so much I decided Never to go to UNI-versity! I think it would have started badly!

-- Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:07 pm --

my mate parker won an all expeses trip in a comp to the UAE! He fucked it right off, asked for the equivalent cash..they fucked him right off!
you do know are owners are from the UAE don't you?
 
Stato said:
salfordpaul said:
I hate united so much I decided Never to go to UNI-versity! I think it would have started badly!

-- Thu Apr 01, 2010 8:07 pm --

my mate parker won an all expeses trip in a comp to the UAE! He fucked it right off, asked for the equivalent cash..they fucked him right off!
you do know are owners are from the UAE don't you?

Any United outside a certain radius from Albert Square is OK with me! Rotherham, UAE, United Reform Church, United States, United Union of Ball Crushers.
 
Never had any Sharp products, Vodaphone, United Biscuits..........hate the colour red.............have done all my life.

Never travelled past their gound when going to Manchester, always took the Talbot road route, and even then complained about the smell.
 
anymore than 2sheiks said:
G Star said:
You do realise untied carpets have no affiliation to the rags?
They obviously have an owner who is a big scum fan.Why else would you call your company "united" in big red letters?Same as that taxi firm called "united".I'd rather walk home in the pissing rain.

the owner is not a rag, he's a yorkshireman, i worked for him (i liked him) many years ago. the shops now are all franchises, he sits back and coins it. the pricing policy is determined by the fee they pay him, its fortunes, that's why the bottom line despite adverts to the country is so expensive.

you are better off at "city carpets" in denton:)
 
de niro said:
anymore than 2sheiks said:
They obviously have an owner who is a big scum fan.Why else would you call your company "united" in big red letters?Same as that taxi firm called "united".I'd rather walk home in the pissing rain.

the owner is not a rag, he's a yorkshireman, i worked for him (i liked him) many years ago. the shops now are all franchises, he sits back and coins it. the pricing policy is determined by the fee they pay him, its fortunes, that's why the bottom line despite adverts to the country is so expensive.

you are better off at "city carpets" in denton:)

Nice sales pitch Bill, should do the trick.
 
Rammy Blue said:
de niro said:
the owner is not a rag, he's a yorkshireman, i worked for him (i liked him) many years ago. the shops now are all franchises, he sits back and coins it. the pricing policy is determined by the fee they pay him, its fortunes, that's why the bottom line despite adverts to the country is so expensive.

you are better off at "city carpets" in denton:)

Nice sales pitch Bill, should do the trick.

thanks mate. just saying it as it is:)

he was a cracking guy though:)
 
dctid said:
anymore than 2sheiks said:
We're looking for a new carpet and the wife suggested going to united carpets.I told her i wouldn't set foot in the fucking place even if they were giving them away.She's already banned from buying persil because years ago one of their adverts showed a kids bedroom with rag posters on the wall.It might be childish,but theres a principle at stake.

I am as sad - my eldest son is a rag and yes on matchdays that is how i refer to him (fortunately his younger brother is a blue and a season card holder to boot) - still remember his first rag shirt - deliberately burnt it with a fookin iron and melted it - and he had a hamster called fookin Fergie - left the cage open one day and it was never seen again - the cat looked happy though!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO<br /><br />-- Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:20 am --<br /><br />
MCC said:
Nothing more gratifying then walking in to any shop and seeing anything connected with the rags - shirts, magazines etc and just turning them around or sticking a nice city mag or shirt right over the top of them. I find it best works best in the scum megatore.

ha ha - I thought it was just me that hid other team magazines in the newsagents

I even hide the Rag books under others in the bookshop and move them to obscure locations in the library!
 
I stopped buying Nike coz of Eric the thug. I then stopped buying Reebok coz of an advert with Scum players in it. I stopped buying Umbro coz of the profits that went to the scum and recently I have stopped buying powerade coz of the Shrek advert. Oh and I moved from Vodaphone.
I won't even go and watch City at their ground, the thought of giving them my hard earned cash.
 
Just to add to this,whenever someone on a gameshow says they're a rag,I'm praying they go home with fuck all.I'm watching the "1 million pound drop" and the stereotypical rag is on.She knows piss-all about footy,even not knowing the man utd question and lives in Cornwall.And as I type SHE'S LOST THE LOT.....YEAAAAAAAAHHHH....FUCKING RAG TWAT.
 

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