Top Facts About Glauber Berti

[kinkladze:-)]

Jesus can walk on water, Glauber Berti can swim through land!

 

[r01z]

You can fool some of the people all of the time
and You can fool all of the people some of the time

But Glauber Berti can fool all of the people all of the time

 

[MCFC BOB]

Glauber Berti is the reason Manchester City are the richest team in the world.

Glauber Berti signed for Manchester City expecting to play up-front along side Robinho. When told he was playing Left Back, he yelled so loud... Abu Dhabi realised that with a player as loud as Glauber Berti, they could reveal their plans to the world from a rooftop.

Glaubert Berti turned a carrot blue.

Glauber Berti is the reason glue is white.

 

[King Of The Kippax]

Glauber Berti gets his bacon from a cow
Glauber Berti has X-Ray vision

 

[mcfcliam]

Glauber Berti created the world in 6 days, the 7th day, he rested.

Glauber Berti can turn water into wine.

 

[MCFC BOB]

Glauber Berti backwards is Glauber Berti, because he's always moving forwards.

 

[vonksconk]

Glauber once asked ian cheeseman to marry him.

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

glauber berti has a plug socket for an anus

 

[C_T_I_D]

Glauber Berti has a new job as a spy after realising he's quite good at hide and seek.

 

[Freestyler]

Glauber Berti has been sighted busking on market street in Manchester.