Top Facts About Glauber Berti

[jayblue]

mamma cass stole glauber bertis butty

 

[UweGoater]

Glauber berti is the 8th wonder of the world! FACT!

 

[Chris_Hand]

Glauber berti is the 8th wonder of the world! FACT!

...because he made the first 7

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

glauber berti is highly magnetic and has high levels of radiation in his left nostril

glauber berti wasnt born he was hatched

glauber berti's hobby is throwing swastikas at small children

glauber berti is in fact satan! (or is that santa?)

glauber berti auditioned for the mosquito version of 'the a team' (they said he was too camp)

glauber berti has had relations with both mr T and the stig (both on the same day)

glauber berti only eats marmite and kitchen tiles

glauber berti shot JFK from both the grassy noll and the book depository (AT THE SAME TIME)

glauber berti is the best ventriloquist in mongolia

glauber berti is solar powered and alone powers eastlands

 

[johnny on the spot]

Having travelled back to 1976 in a time machine of his own design, Glauber Berti arrived in Wilmington, Delaware just in time to play a blistering lead guitar live on stage for legendary funk pioneers Parliament-Funkadelic, whose regular axeman Glen Goines was suffering from gout. After impressively 'tearing the roof off the sucker' with a fine 37 minute rendition of 'The Mothership Connection', the Brazilian centre half enigma left a capacity crowd agog as he boarded a flying saucer and disappeared in a blaze of glitter and slap bass.

 

[Bozo]

Recently released from NASA -

 

[glen quagmire]

Recently released from NASA -

absolutley fekkin barnstorming!

 

[barryo]

Glauber Berti >>>>>>>>>>>> Christian Negouai

 

[kiran111]

Glauber Berti >>>>>>>>>>>> Christian Negouai

Negouai played more games........scratch that. He actually played a game.

CTID x

 

[Brian]

Glauber Berti is:

a brute gerbil
a bug terrible
a burgle biter
a gerbil brute
rarebit bugle
reglue rabbit