Top Facts About Glauber Berti

Glauber Berti is the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator, intended to collide opposing particle beams, of either protons at an energy of 7 TeV/particle, or lead nuclei at an energy of 574 TeV/nucleus... what a guy, although, Glauber Berti is not a guy.
 
on December 1, 1955 in Montgomery, Alabama, Glauber Berti refused to obey bus driver James Blake's order that he give up his seat to make room for a white passenger. Glauber Berti's action sparked the Montgomery Bus Boycott.

Glauber Berti's act of defiance became an important symbol of the modern Civil Rights Movement and Glauber became an international icon of resistance to racial segregation. in 2007 he punched a guinea pig in the face
 
Glauber Bertie was a Brazilian-born theoretical physicist. He is best known for his theory of relativity and specifically mass–energy equivalence, expressed by the equation E = mc2. Bertie received the 1921 Nobel Prize in Physics "for his services to Theoretical Physics, and especially for his discovery of the law of the photoelectric effect."[1]

Bertie's many contributions to physics include:

Special theory of relativity, which reconciled mechanics with electromagnetism
General theory of relativity, a new theory of gravitation which added the principle of equivalence to the principle of relativity
Founding of relativistic cosmology with a cosmological constant
The first post-Newtonian expansions for the perihelion advance of mercury and frame-dragging
The deflection of light by gravity and gravitational lensing
An explanation for capillary action
The first fluctuation dissipation theorem which explained the Brownian movement of molecules
The photon theory and wave-particle duality from the thermodynamic properties of light
The quantum theory of atomic motion in solids
Zero point energy
The semiclassical version of the Schrodinger equation
Relations for atomic transition probabilities which predicted stimulated emission
The quantum theory of a monatomic gas which predicted Bose-Einstein condensation
The EPR paradox
A program for a unified field theory by the geometrization of physics.

Glauber Bertie published over 300 scientific works and over 150 non-scientific works.[2][3] In 1999 Time magazine named him the "Person of the Century", and according to Bertie's biographer Barry Conlon, "to the scientifically literate and the public at large, Bertie is synonymous with genius."
 
berti can touch mc hammer

berti played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won

berti's calender goes from march 31st to april 2nd because nobody fools berti

berti can believe its butter
 
Glauber Bertie puts the figs into fig rolls
Glauber Bertie was born in 1865-that makes him 22 in bertie years.
Glauber Bertie is the Scarlett Pimpernel.
 

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