Top tips thread

[Oohvonkyvonky]

If your piss is bright yellow don't tell anybody because they'll just go on about it blah blah blah dehydrated etc etc

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Never marry a woman who has a bigger cock than you.

 

[balkanno]

hoho this thread has potential

 

[jay_mcfc]

An old one from here, Rascal I think (?) but one I still use....when storing baked beans, keep the turned upside down in your cupboards so they come out of the tin easier when you open them.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Manchester United fans;
To avoid pointless expenditure on new replica football shirts,simply glue a large fake penis to your forehead.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Filling an empty aluminium cigar container with angry wasps can make a cheap vibrator.

 

[york away to this!]

sticking a fork in your girlfriend's eye is no the best way to get her attention....

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Recreate the fun of a visit to your local public swimming pool in your own home by filling your bath with ice cold water,adding two bottles of bleach and urinating in it,before jumping in.

 

[talkativesprout]

a real top tip

Brought a dead Dewalt Ni-cad Battery to life yesterday by connecting the battery terminals to a identical charged battery like this.

yes it worked like a charm for me after leaving my drill in my lads room and they say they never even touched it Dad.


Walk with a swagger by only wearing one shoe

 

[york away to this!]

While away the summer months by posting shite in off topic...