Torres Has a Hernia

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

wots a hernia??

Its a type of dwarf inca lookin species commonly used as servants by the spanish gentry!

Yer mean like the two Nevilles?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Its like having one of them poo's that wont come out but wont go back in but you cant pull your pants up because it doesnt feel right!

Lmao, thought I was the only one!

This is excellent news, maybe we can take advantage of this (for once!)

Just thought that the performance on Sunday might have met a perfect explanation. The entire forward line and midfield were in the middle of a poo, had pulled up their shorts and the bloody ref was at the door tellin' 'em it was time for the fair play handshake. Wonder how many had washed their hands before traipsing out of the tunnel?