Tottenham Thread - 2022/23

[TinFoilHat]

Our resident Spurs fans have all gone very quiet.

 

[GornikDaze]

Our resident Spurs fans have all gone very quiet.

They’ve got a lovely stadium though ;)

 

[super_city_si]

Must be something in that north landan water. Brings about the chokes.

 

[TinFoilHat]

They’ve got a lovely stadium though ;)

Won't be long before Levy winds up the football team and turns them into an NFL franchise that still bottles it

 

[GornikDaze]

Won't be long before Levy winds up the football team and turns them into an NFL franchise that still bottles it

North London Bottlers?

 

[TinFoilHat]

North London Bottlers?

Sponsored by Bud Light

 

[aguero93:20]

There was a song I think early 80's "nice legs shame about the face" - could substitute ground for legs and team for face - may not scan as well but the same meaning

To further the analogy, nice legs, shame her face is like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

 

[aguero93:20]

North London Bottlers?

Cockney chokers.

 

[GornikDaze]

Cockney chokers.

Gets my vote… alliteration always wins out in the advertising world

 

[TinFoilHat]

There was a song I think early 80's "nice legs shame about the face" - could substitute ground for legs and team for face - may not scan as well but the same meaning

Are you saying Spurs are BOBFOC?

 

[manclad]

There was a song I think early 80's "nice legs shame about the face" - could substitute ground for legs and team for face - may not scan as well but the same meaning

The Monks is the group who sang that song.

 

[bluethrunthru]

The Monks is the group who sang that song.

Ahhhh so it was - ta

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

If Spurs lose their last game I’m going to punch a chicken.

 

[Dirty Harry]

If Spurs lose their last game I’m going to punch a chicken.

Just don’t confuse it with a foetus though mate ;-)

 

[KS55]

Spurs are like the Rags, hampered by their own arrogance and distorted image of self.

The difference is, the Rags have something to be arrogant about, albeit their glory years are behind them. Spurs haven't won a top league title since 1961! I am an old git, and I can just about remember it. In fairness, it was a double with the FA Cup, a huge achievement at the time. (No one rates mere doubles now, but it used to be seen as amazing.)

Spurs need to come down to earth and build the club from the ground up. It can be done, because they have very decent revenues. Very decent. They just need better management and a more realistic attitude.

….and a new chairman.

 

[Gray]

Never be any good whilst Levy is pulling the strings.

Harry - look what you could have won!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Just don’t confuse it with a foetus though mate ;-)

I’m Everton, not Liverpool!

 

[Vienna_70]

The Monks is the group who sang that song.

Hudson-Ford.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Gabriel]

Arne Slot has reportedly signalled to Feyenoord that he wants to leave, with all indications that he wants to go to Spurs.