Touching Cloth

[paphos-mcfc]

Anyone suffered form this? Close encounters of the turd kind! Usually in a public place, bar or restaurant. Had a close call the other night in a restaurant. Tried to slowly release some air and it felt a bit warm, went to the bogs to check my dung hampers and realized I'd got away with it.

Any bluemooners with similar or worse cases?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

At the Platt Fields festival last year I was having a piss up the side of a tent and let a little fart go, and promptly shit myself. It was pretty much a full load. Being drunk at the time, I decided sitting down and rubbing from side to side on the floor would ease the situation but it didn't. My bird wouldn't speak to me because of the stench so I flagged a black cab who kicked me out because of the smell. I ended up walking the last couple of miles. The dump was so powerful there was a brown stain on the outside of my jeans.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

At the Platt Fields festival last year I was having a piss up the side of a tent and let a little fart go, and promptly shit myself. It was pretty much a full load. Being drunk at the time, I decided sitting down and rubbing from side to side on the floor would ease the situation but it didn't. My bird wouldn't speak to me because of the stench so I flagged a black cab who kicked me out because of the smell. I ended up walking the last couple of miles. The dump was so powerful there was a brown stain on the outside of my jeans.

Did you get a shag when you got home?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

At the Platt Fields festival last year I was having a piss up the side of a tent and let a little fart go, and promptly shit myself. It was pretty much a full load. Being drunk at the time, I decided sitting down and rubbing from side to side on the floor would ease the situation but it didn't. My bird wouldn't speak to me because of the stench so I flagged a black cab who kicked me out because of the smell. I ended up walking the last couple of miles. The dump was so powerful there was a brown stain on the outside of my jeans.

Did you get a shag when you got home?

Didn't see her for for about a week after that. Spankwire got hammered though, don't know if that counts?

 

[Fitton]

Haha that's great.

 

[PSmyth07]

At the Platt Fields festival last year I was having a piss up the side of a tent and let a little fart go, and promptly shit myself. It was pretty much a full load. Being drunk at the time, I decided sitting down and rubbing from side to side on the floor would ease the situation but it didn't. My bird wouldn't speak to me because of the stench so I flagged a black cab who kicked me out because of the smell. I ended up walking the last couple of miles. The dump was so powerful there was a brown stain on the outside of my jeans.

Haha thats class. Have you still got the jeans?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Did you get a shag when you got home?

Didn't see her for for about a week after that. Spankwire got hammered though, don't know if that counts?

Yes it does.

 

[Dubai Blue]

At the Platt Fields festival last year I was having a piss up the side of a tent and let a little fart go, and promptly shit myself. It was pretty much a full load. Being drunk at the time, I decided sitting down and rubbing from side to side on the floor would ease the situation but it didn't. My bird wouldn't speak to me because of the stench so I flagged a black cab who kicked me out because of the smell. I ended up walking the last couple of miles. The dump was so powerful there was a brown stain on the outside of my jeans.

I'm crying here!!

Did something similar in a lift on the way down to dinner at a hotel. Got to the ground floor and knew I was in trouble so told her to wait in reception cos I'd forgot my wallet. Quick wardrobe change and she was never any the wiser!

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

At the Platt Fields festival last year I was having a piss up the side of a tent and let a little fart go, and promptly shit myself. It was pretty much a full load. Being drunk at the time, I decided sitting down and rubbing from side to side on the floor would ease the situation but it didn't. My bird wouldn't speak to me because of the stench so I flagged a black cab who kicked me out because of the smell. I ended up walking the last couple of miles. The dump was so powerful there was a brown stain on the outside of my jeans.

Haha thats class. Have you still got the jeans?

They were beyond help. I put them through the wash but that brown stain, albeit a lot fainter, would not go away. The less said about my boxer shorts the better.

 

[Always Ali]

At the Platt Fields festival last year I was having a piss up the side of a tent and let a little fart go, and promptly shit myself. It was pretty much a full load. Being drunk at the time, I decided sitting down and rubbing from side to side on the floor would ease the situation but it didn't. My bird wouldn't speak to me because of the stench so I flagged a black cab who kicked me out because of the smell. I ended up walking the last couple of miles. The dump was so powerful there was a brown stain on the outside of my jeans.

That is the funniest thing I have read in ages, pure class!