Trafford Stadium tour dilemma (maybe)

[Cellarite]

Go wearing nothing football related and amuse yourself by acting like a plastic.

"How many managers did Man U have before Alec?"

"I've always wanted us to have red shorts and socks to go with the shirt."

"They might not have won the league in almost a decade but would you agree that Man U are still the best?"

"How come we don't hear much about Giggsy these days?"

 

[manclad]

If you go in the trophy room, make sure you switch the light off when you leave.
Otherwise they'll send you a huge electricity bill like they have just sent to José !!!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Go in plain clothes.

When the guide trots out the 657 million fans line, ask the guide where and how that number was attained.

When walking down the tunnel to the pitch, look puzzled and asked where is the banner mocking City's lack of trophies.

 

[KentBlue]

I wouldn't, but then my intense hatred of both the rags and the dippers defies logic.

 

[The Earl of Abington]

Had the misfortune to visit the museum at Old Scaffold with my ex and her family...every single one of them rags. It would have been towards the end of 1990, I think. There was a small area where they had around a dozen computers (or monitors) where you could call up the details of all their games from the previous season. I went round to every one and left them showing the 5-1 at Maine Road...little things and all that!

 

[havefaith]

Simply no !

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Go in a Hooters outfit

 

[Gray]

If it is raining, ask them where you should stand to avoid getting wet.

Also ask them if you have to have your legs amputated to be able to sit in their seats that hardly have any leg room at all.

 

[its a Barm]

No self respecting blue would do this under any circumstances this has to be a wind up.

 

[southamptonblue]

Going wearing a City shirt leaves you open for that one snap where you look like you’re interested. Hey presto, you’re lauded as a weirdo on Twitter. I just wouldn’t bother mate, enjoy the sunshine.

Fair point, plain clothes...but ask same questions, tell them you used to support them, but your a dipper now because they're better.