Trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson

[Johnsonontheleft]

Imagine you're trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson. What would you say to him?

 

[super_city_si]

Imagine you're trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson. What would you say to him?

How does my fist taste?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not in my lift-time.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Take....(thwack)....that....(crunch)....you....(kapow)....utter....(wallop)...****.

Not in your lifetime? (boot!) You won't be getting out of this fucking lift in your fucking lifetime....(splat).....etc.


Actually, I'd probably say "I believe we have a couple of mutual friends,"

 

[bluethrunthru]

I'd take a massive dump coz normally your own shite doesn't smell that offensive whereas others find it fucking reeks - to do that and watch GPC gagging and gasping for air.......... ahh what a pleasant picture that paints

 

[aguero93:20]

Start loads of stupid discussions to wreck his head.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

Imagine you're trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson. What would you say to him?

"Any good at fixing lifts?"

 

[Kazzydeyna]

Not in my lift-time.

Excellent

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

Can you press 6 please.

Now can you press the one?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Is it true you once tried to sign Frans Thyssen?