Trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson

[stony]

Imagine you're trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson. What would you say to him?

How would you feel about taking over as interim manager of Manchester City on a temporary basis until such a time as the Pep-meister gets here?

I'd rather get relegated.

 

[goatersnipple]

Imagine you're trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson. What would you say to him?

How would you feel about taking over as interim manager of Manchester City on a temporary basis until such a time as the Pep-meister gets here?

Fuck off idiot

 

[1961_vintage]

Imagine you're trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson. What would you say to him?

How would you feel about taking over as interim manager of Manchester City on a temporary basis until such a time as the Pep-meister gets here?

Fuck off idiot

Oi - go easy on the abuse there Nipple.

Jamie @ the Grauniad likes this suggestion.

 

[hihosilva]

Imagine you're trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson. What would you say to him?

You didn't time your exit right like you did at the swamp.

 

[KentBlue]

I wouldn't even acknowledge the Cnut, let alone converse with him.