Trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson

[Balti]

wow you look like that old dead guy from when ushited were a good side lol
anyway pal:
City this
City that
City City City blah blah
City this
City That
bit more City City City
City City City

Oh you offski ok bye then mister

 

[CelesteItis]

Can you press 6 please.

Now can you press the one?

Good, but what if he replies not in my lifetime?

 

[DalbeyINUK]

Probably shake his hand and tell him I've enjoyed hating him all these years.

 

[Bill]

I would just point at him and laugh my bollocks off.

 

[Draken]

Not in my lift-time.

brilliant :-)

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

The expiry date on my jelly packet is almost up. Get a move on.....

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Has Stanna Laurel turned out to be a disappointment to him?

 

[jimharri]

"Not in my lifetime", eh? Tick tock, tick tock...


Or, alternatively;
"Which floor Sir Alex?"

 

[unsworthblue]

Give me your Rolex and all the money you have on you you Cnut! Take off your Hugo Boss suit and give that me to sell on EBay,then I'd leave him in the lift with just his underwear on

 

[cibaman]

I would pretend I didnt recognise him