Trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson

[Johnsonontheleft]

Sir Alex Ferguson. Show some respect.

I will never call him Sir as 1) he bought his knighthood off Labour & 2) due to all the cuntish things he's done over the years he deserves it as much as Jimmy Savile deserved his.

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

Take....(thwack)....that....(crunch)....you....(kapow)....utter....(wallop)...c**t.

Not in your lifetime? (boot!) You won't be getting out of this fucking lift in your fucking lifetime....(splat).....etc.


Actually, I'd probably say "I believe we have a couple of mutual friends,"

Haha that made me laugh!

 

[rodders1973]

Nothing because I'd need an interpreter if he replied so I'd just ignore the Scot pisspot

 

[Stuuuuuu]

Imagine you're trapped in a lift with Alex Ferguson. What would you say to him?

"White & gold, or blue & black?"

 

[MCC]

I'd tell him that I once gave hrs mrs one up the arse whilst he was at an away reserve game in 1992.

 

[grandsolo]

[video]http://youtu.be/CkjHtUYkZk4[/video]

 

[goatersnipple]

Sir Alex Ferguson. Show some respect.

Fuck off u prick.
And fuck taggert the jock ****

 

[Vienna_70]

Sir Alex Ferguson. Show some respect.

Actually, it's Sir pisscan!

 

[Tbilisi]

Whats your Darren doing nowadays?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Whats your Darren doing nowadays?

Has there ever been anything more petty and small-time as when united recalled those loanees from Preston after his son got sacked from there?

Really ugly thing to do.