Trouble on saturday

[BillyMC]

I'm going to Anfield in my full City away strip, City jesters hat carrying a a large inflatable yellow banana, and one of them scouse curly wigs. Plan was to go in the King Billy, drink twelve stella's and stand on a table shouting "aaarreeehh laaa..fuckin mickeys...bastards..." whilst making up and down gestures with me arms.

Is it likely to come on top or will I be ok. Me dad says to be careful at Liverpool as they carry stanley blades glued together so when they slash you its difficult to stitch and they lobb oranges at you with grenades hidden inside.
He also said dont answer if anyone asks you the time ...like.

I'm not sure whether to go now...what do people reckon...is it that bad?

 

[tommyducks]

I'm going to Anfield in my full City away strip, City jesters hat carrying a a large inflatable yellow banana, and one of them scouse curly wigs. Plan was to go in the King Billy, drink twelve stella's and stand on a table shouting "aaarreeehh laaa..fuckin mickeys...bastards..." whilst making up and down gestures with me arms.

Is it likely to come on top or will I be ok. Me dad says to be careful at Liverpool as they carry stanley blades glued together so when they slash you its difficult to stitch and they lobb oranges at you with grenades hidden inside.
He also said dont answer if anyone asks you the time ...like.

I'm not sure whether to go now...what do people reckon...is it that bad?

Do they stab you in the arse, or is that Italians?

 

[mcfcliam]

I'm going to Anfield in my full City away strip, City jesters hat carrying a a large inflatable yellow banana, and one of them scouse curly wigs. Plan was to go in the King Billy, drink twelve stella's and stand on a table shouting "aaarreeehh laaa..fuckin mickeys...bastards..." whilst making up and down gestures with me arms.

Is it likely to come on top or will I be ok. Me dad says to be careful at Liverpool as they carry stanley blades glued together so when they slash you its difficult to stitch and they lobb oranges at you with grenades hidden inside.
He also said dont answer if anyone asks you the time ...like.

I'm not sure whether to go now...what do people reckon...is it that bad?

No, not at all.

 

[BillyMC]

I'm going to Anfield in my full City away strip, City jesters hat carrying a a large inflatable yellow banana, and one of them scouse curly wigs. Plan was to go in the King Billy, drink twelve stella's and stand on a table shouting "aaarreeehh laaa..fuckin mickeys...bastards..." whilst making up and down gestures with me arms.

Is it likely to come on top or will I be ok. Me dad says to be careful at Liverpool as they carry stanley blades glued together so when they slash you its difficult to stitch and they lobb oranges at you with grenades hidden inside.
He also said dont answer if anyone asks you the time ...like.

I'm not sure whether to go now...what do people reckon...is it that bad?

Do they stab you in the arse, or is that Italians?

My dad says they will, but it costs you an extra fiver...like.