trying to act sober

[snorky]

So has the op fallen asleep on his desk, soiled himself, or twatted the boss yet?

 

[TonyM]

Maybe he's still busy in surgery?

 

[Bill the Blue]

anyone been to work drunk ? help

Morning Chief Inspector, how are your D. I.'s getting on will the the Man City bus attack enquiry?

 

[vuoso1993]

still awake... when I say I was drunk I was absolutely bladdered this morning. One of those spontaneous nights that one keeps looking at the clock and thinking yeah I can do 4 hours sleep, then 3 , then 2 then fuck it I can do without. staggered in this morning rather jovial and spritely, 9.30-11AM was a hard time I seem to remember, few pints at the pub at lunch has sorted me out but I am flagging again as we speak.

Got my next learner in 15 minutes so I will update later

 

[idahoblues]

Well at least you didn't show up tripping on acid like one guy did on my job a few years back

 

[purplenose]

Got stoned and pissed at work many a time when i was a holiday rep.

 

[Sid C]

Got stoned and pissed at work many a time when i was a holiday rep.

I wouldn’t admit to wearing a red coat mate.

 

[purplenose]

I wouldn’t admit to wearing a red coat mate.

Our cica 1985 uniform was much much worse...gave the new arrivals a laugh on arrival at the airport


Whoever chose them was taking the piss bright yellow pants and shirt. Fearsome

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

anyone been to work drunk ? help

Once stopped drinking at 0630 when we realised the sun was peeking through the curtains. We were playing cards after a night out and totally lost track of time. Had to be in work for 0800. Luckily walking distance, and we were only doing shit jobs all day, so not a massive problem.

I've also been out on the p*ss until 5 am, and had to be in work for 0830. I made the massive mistake of going to sleep for a couple of hours and woke up with the worst hangover I've ever had.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Well at least you didn't show up tripping on acid like one guy did on my job a few years back

Some bloke did this at a place I worked years ago. He turned up wearing paisley pattern pyjama trousers underneath his work trousers. Then he proceeded to rearrange the contents of his desk into a pretty floral pattern, and spent 40 minutes talking to a photocopying machine. He was great entertainment, until someone from management sent him home for being unwell.