Tunnel bust-up after derby

Jose is a wanker, he's moaning all day long,
he came to city's dressing room and complained about our songs,
so we covered him in milk, to bring him down a gear,
and walked out of the sh*thole 11 points clear.
 
Apart from a few sycophant rag hacks every fucker agrees with Pep and are slaughtering the rags. Thev'e had a bad fuckin week.

It’s been a long time coming for a few journos/pundits to grow bollocks, break ranks and expose raggery. Now the bubble has been pricked, though, our quiet neighbours will never have it all their own way again. Peg will leave a legacy the fcukwit senior management never bargained for in their desperation to arrest the decline.

So, Pep said yesterday in the presser that we'd sent our observations. Looks like Gill and his crew need to study what we've said to get their story right. Smell's a bit to me, they've had 3 days

Seems kosher. You can’t hurry a good piece of creative writing.
 
According to Jamie Jackson in the Guardian, there is no CCTV footage of the corridor where the "altercation" took place. How odd!

I'd be willing to bet there's half a dozen city players with mobile phone footage of the "fracas". Wonder if any of them will find their way to the sweet FA?
 
you lost the derby cos your shit, Jose, Jose.
and then you acted like a tit, Jose, Jose.
You had a go at Ederson
and ran away when we were done.
Jose Mourinho, how did you like the milk?
 
Operation cover up,no cctv my arse
Feels a bit like the FA have sent both clubs back and said ffs talk to each other and come up with something that doesn't create an absolute shitstorm.

But the premier league are loving the 'story' cos the main 'story' is looking like it's already happily ever after.

(until tonight's draw)
 
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"He's a baby! He's a baby! He's a baby!"
 

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