Tunnel bust-up after derby

[Chippy_boy]

So what we know so far...

Mourinho (after calling us cheats all week) barges into our dressing room to demand respect.

He accuses Ederson of faking injury after saving Lukaku's shot with his face, and screams "Who the fuck are you?"

A bunch of Mourinho's staff and players try to follow him in, an empty milk carton is thrown.

Arteta is hit in the head and left bleeding while police break up the scuffle.


Bring on the FA investigation, I say.

Faking injury??? You only have to look at Ederson's nose!

That must have hurt like fuck.

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[SouthStandStander]

Looks like he's got a black eye. Why he fuck is he hiding his face. Get it shown

 

[domalino]

Would prefer it if he didn't cover it up to be honest, wear it with pride, let the papers see the damage done.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I like it.

OHHHH Ederson Moraes, he loves a glass of milk
And when we beat United, he pours it on the filth
He could have use the blue top
But instead he chose green
And when they come to our place
We’ll beat them rags to cream.

*need some lyrics here*

ANNNND WHEN WE PLAY UNITED, HE'LL POUR/THROW THAT MILK AGAIN

 

[Roachy]

Apart from the post match shenanigans, I think we should rightly celebrate. However, would it not be better to stroll off and treat the whole event like a routine event, because that what a derby at the shitpit has become. City routinely winning, and with ease. I think the jubilation was more likely to do with record of consecutive wins.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

considering milkgate and the fact he's Ederson Moo-raes, I think we should really confuse him by moo'ing every time he touches the ball.

 

[RuncornBlue]

 

[BufordUSABlue]

Would prefer it if he didn't cover it up to be honest, wear it with pride, let the papers see the damage done.

If it becomes a police case, which if he got struck, it should of course, Then he is best not to prejudice the possible case just yet, just prepare the evidence then go after the classless, spineless shower of shite! Throwing punches over other peoples shoulders/heads.... dead hard if you ask me! And Loo Kaka vs Arteta, could he have picked on anyone smaller......... that said, i am surprised he hit anyone/thing at all the banjo carrying, barn-door protector, he was probably aiming for someone else and hit Arteta who was on the outside fringe of it all !!

 

[its a Barm]

Apart from the post match shenanigans, I think we should rightly celebrate. However, would it not be better to stroll off and treat the whole event like a routine event, because that what a derby at the shitpit has become. City routinely winning, and with ease. I think the jubilation was more likely to do with record of consecutive wins.

Sorry but i am very happy they celibrate like fans it shows there passion for the club, show them no respect what have we had of them for 30+ years.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The best thing about Mourinho being there is that no fucker wants him, fans deep down can't stand watching us ripping it up, Liverpool playing better football than them, Spurs and Arsenal too. They want it but know they are ever going to get it with him in charge but because they have backed the wrong horse twice since GPC they all stick together with Jose this and Jose that.

Ferguson and Charlton must be weeping in the stands watching some of this crap and long may it continue!

They are in a wonderful position of being desperate enough to have to cling to their messiah while also recognising that he's the one who is gradually dragging them further into crisis in so many ways.

It's like having to keep a can of zombie repellent open in your home while knowing it's also slowly killing you.
Eventually, you will die from one or the other unless you cut your losses and try find an alternative quickly - which may or may not work.
Anxiety, instability and turmoil - loving it!

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Made a gif for the occasion.

 

[ganganvince]

If it becomes a police case, which if he got struck, it should of course, Then he is best not to prejudice the possible case just yet, just prepare the evidence then go after the classless, spineless shower of shite! Throwing punches over other peoples shoulders/heads.... dead hard if you ask me! And Loo Kaka vs Arteta, could he have picked on anyone smaller......... that said, i am surprised he hit anyone/thing at all the banjo carrying, barn-door protector, he was probably aiming for someone else and hit Arteta who was on the outside fringe of it all !!

Not going to go anywhere near the Mangler tbh is he?

 

[bobmcfc]

He had no business going to our dressing room

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Home derby, the tunnel club will come into its own. Full of boxing promoters and the milk marketing board.

It could be another Welcome to Manchester level media coup if we get it right.

 

[Chris in London]

It could be another Welcome to Manchester level media coup if we get it right.

Don't want to be seen to be milking the situation

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

We should do a banner

We milked you at the swamp

Milked and then rinsed!

 

[BufordUSABlue]

He had no business going to our dressing room

This - 100% spot on Bob!! Just who the fook does he think he is!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Where's the summerbee video when you need it? :-)

Mystic Mike was right. :)))

 

[BufordUSABlue]

Not going to go anywhere near the Mangler tbh is he?

Nor Vinnie or Kev you'd think?